Scramouflage: You’re wearing that to the dance?

DEFINITION: n. A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed, not to attract others, but rather to repel them. v. To dress for protection.

You're wearing that to the dance?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Scramouflage: /skram oh flaaahj/ Her scramouflage sent warning signs out through the dancehall and her stare could pierce a male ego at 1000 metres. Etymology: camouflage, scram Created by: galwaywegian.

Vamoosehide: /va-moose-hide/ Jean knew that she would need to wear her vamoosehide jacket to protect herself from creeps, geeks, lechers, perverts and losers; however, it could be easily removed in case a hottie showed up. Etymology: vamoose: scram; go-away + hide: skin of an animal that has been tanned and made into clothing Created by: mrskellyscl.

Shmuckishwear: /Shmuk-ish-ware/ Don’t you realize that wearing shmuckishwear nobody will even look twice at you Leona? Etymology: Shmuckish; Slang for Schmuck and added ish to show ownership of being a shmuckish type of person…;An insulting term for a stupid person or dim-witted fool that dresses to look unattractive on purpose. Wear; To bear or have on the person as in to wear clothes. Created by: abrakadeborah.

Dressgusting: /dress – gust – ting/ It was dressgusting how Irma put herself together before she met a new client. One would think that even if she was a great saleswomen, her clients would still leave her. Etymology: dress, disgusting Created by: mweinmann.

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