Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Hubbymoon: /hub-BEE-moon/ Blissless Bob quickly found out that being a husband was like any other job – it helps if you obey the boss. Once he accepted this fact, the hubbymoon, for he and Roxy, commenced. Etymology: Hubby (slang for husband)& moon. Based on honeymoon: the early (usually calm and harmonious) period of a relationship; personal, political or business. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Nueterm: /new-turm/ Domestication of the husbeast has been achieved when he has successfully completed the following courses of instruction: Seatography – the only proper position of the toilet seat is Down. Wild Oats and Bran – A tray of pizza does not constitute a square meal. Taskematics – Performing household chores can garner points, which can be redeemed at a later time for a favorite meal or possibly sex. Wrathematics – Starting an argument with one’s wife and trying to win it will nix any points previously won. Upon graduation, the couple can enter the Nueterm, as the husband is considered to be a pandering no-nad, and will happily hand over his nads to his wife for safe-keeping. Etymology: nueter, term Created by: purpleartichokes.

Spouseboy: /spous-boy/ As the marriage evolved he was groomed by his wife to be the perfect spouseboy. Etymology: spouse + houseboy Created by: Stevenson0.

Husbliss: /HUS-blis/ After several months of being conditioned by his wife, Jeff finally caved on his maniliness and freedom, and became a basically a servant who does anything his wife wants to do. Yes! Husbliss at last!!! Etymology: husband+bliss Created by: Gionuzzo.

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DEFINITION: To get what you wished for, but not exactly what you wanted.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fulfailment: /full + fail + ment/ I got a deep sense of fulfailment when I finally was able to run a 6-minute mile, but the cops still caught me anyway. Etymology: fullfillment + failure Created by: Osomatic.

Leprechaunsequence: /Lep-ruh-KON-suh-kwence/ The little dude in the green coat and hat seemed so friendly at first, but the leprechaunsequence of asking for “a hot chick” was a bucket of KFC original recipe. Etymology: Leprechaun (magical being) + consequence. Created by: Kyoti.

Satisfraction: /sa – tis – FRAK – shun/ I realized that I had a winning lottery ticket, and immediately rushed to the 7-11 to redeem it. My satisfraction was enhanced by immediately spending my $2 on an extra-large cherry slurpee. Etymology: satisfaction + fraction Created by: jesster.

Dreamcomepooh: /dreem-kum-poo/ It was a dreamcomepooh for Bob when he won an all-expenses paid vacation… to Newark. Etymology: dream come true, pooh Created by: purpleartichokes.

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DEFINITION: To purchase a bauble, article of clothing, or major appliance, in order to alleviate anxiety or other psychological stress. Often leads to overspending.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Buypolar: /bye-pohl-ar/ Her buypolar personality was responsible for her extravagant spending habits. Etymology: buy + bi-polar Created by: Stevenson0.

Therapurchase: /THEHR-uh-per-chuhs/ A joint chequing account proved disastrous for Alex, as his girlfriend therapurchased her way through the relationship, and on to the breakup. Etymology: therapy + purchase Created by: mplsbohemian.

Anxibingety: /ang-zi-binj-E-tee/ Roxy used shopping as a quick fix for the blues. Each spurgisode was squandipitious:whenever she saw for sale something stromboid, she had to buy it to slake her anxibingety. Also her squandapathy, whilst at times an all consuming passion, became afterwards a pangfull prodigall, with terrifying squandread. Etymology: Anxibingety:(anxiety+binge)”anxiety for binge-buying). Prodigall(prodigal+gall)”vexed by waste.” Squandapathy:”indifferent to waste.” Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Storegasm: /stoor gasem/ just becouse she needed regular storgasms didn’t make her a hermesexual Etymology: store orgasm. Created by: galwaywegian.

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DEFINITION: A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Loreality: /lorr eee al ittee/ The shower was so powerful her tactile senses took over, sweeping her from reality to Loreality. She couldn’t remember her own name, much less what she was supposed to be doing with the soap, but heck, she figured she was worth it! Etymology: loreal, reality Created by: galwaywegian.

Washwarp: /wash-warp/ Water conservation officials consider washwarps one of their biggest threats, whereas some haircare manufactures have cited an almost 50% increase in sales due to this phenomenon alone. Etymology: wash + timewarp Created by: KristinA.

Dejampoo: /day-zharm-poo/ as i put the 2-in-1 through my hair i was struck by a feeling of dejampoo Etymology: deja vu, shampoo Created by: rikboyee.

Cogjam: /kog-jam/ Bob often stayed far too long in the shower. And when he did cogjam set in and instantly he travelled, in his imagination, to Lapland and thought that he was Santa Claus. In reality his split-second cerebral sojourns, were nothing more than mental minyips, where this confused chronoclot didn’t know the difference between shaving cream and shampoo. Etymology: Cogjam: based on “logjam”. Blend of “cog”(cognizance:awareness)+jam:(become stuck); Minyip:blend of “min”(imum)& “yip”: hitch. Chronoclot:”chrono”& clot(blockage or fool) Created by: OZZIEBOB.

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DEFINITION: A personality quirk or habit, which at first blush seems “cute”, but which can quickly become so annoying that it undermines personal relationships.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Endearritating: /en-deer-it-ay-ting/ she found his crazy laugh endearritating Etymology: endearing, irritating Created by: rikboyee.

Pickassdillo: /pick-ass-dill-o/ Gordon’s wriggling had gone from a peccadillo to a pickassdillo evidenced by continuous bum scratching by the time Jemma stormed out the door. Etymology: peccadillo + a disgusting habit Created by: petaj.

Idiotsyncrasy: /ihd-ee-uht-SIHNGK-ruh-see/ Alex’s idiotsyncrasy of ending every sentence with “um, but, yeah…” drove his date off very fast. Etymology: idiot + idiosyncrasy Created by: mplsbohemian.

Habitrude: /hab-i-TRU-de/ Among his new-founded friends Bob was looked upon as a quirky, loveable eccentric with a huge helping of idiosyncrasy. Often he would be seen lecturing tourists at the airport on the value of learning to speak Volapuk, or as a habitue sipping coffee at a sidewalk cafe declaring to passers-by his intention to stand for parliament. However his friends soon came to realize that his strange behavior was nothing more than a hideosyncrasy, hammed-up to avoid getting a job. And it didn’t take long for them to weary of this pestering plethborer with habitrude. Etymology: Blending of habit, intrude, rude & attitude Created by: OZZIEBOB.

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