Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: v. To leave your pet, child or lover in the care of a friend or relative who teaches them a stupid trick or bad habit. n. A stupid trick or bad habit learned from a caregiver.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Facturb: /fac- turb/ Bobby facturb his little sister when he babysat her. Etymology: Fac-to make
turb- disturb Created by: Haydon.

Pollytechnique: /pol lee tek neek/ When Uncle Mikey babysat the Miller’s parrot on their annual vacation, she usually learned a new pollytechnique. This year Polly added 3 new swear words to her vocabulary. These words only seemed to be used when the easily-offended were around. You just cannot unteach an old bird new tricks… Etymology: Polly (common name for a parrot) I Technique (skillfulness in the command of fundamentals deriving from practice and familiarity) & word play on Polytechnic (a technical school offering instruction in many industrial arts and applied sciences)

Created by: Nosila.

Bobnoxious: /bäbnäkshəs/ Sending her kids to spend the summer with her brother Robert seemed like a good idea at the time. What Sharon got back was two kids loaded down with Bobnoxious tricks and stunts; everything from ”pull my finger” from Janie, her 4-year old to pails of water over her door from 7-year old Tom. She can’t wait until next summer when she hosts Bob’s kids. Etymology: Bob (nickname for Robert) obnoxious (extremely unpleasant) Created by: artr.

Malerudio: // Etymology: Mal-meaning bad and Eurido- latin for teach Created by: newmaa14.

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DEFINITION: n. The feeling of anxiety created by the realization that you’ve arrived at a social event “wearing the wrong thing”. v. To arrive at a social function and suddenly realize that you are you are completely over-dressed or worse — under-dressed!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Embareassment: /embərasmənt/ When Harry was in elementary school he used to have night terrors about arriving at class in his underwear. Now he is in college his dreams involve embareassment. Just last night he woke up in a cold sweat from a nightmare of getting up to present in his public speaking class only to realize he was naked. He woke up with a start when he saw the clear plastic podium. Etymology: embarrassment (a feeling of self-consciousness, shame, or awkwardness) + bare-ass (naked) Created by: artr.

Sensawk: /sens-awk/ When John came to the business casual party thinking Anne said bedroom casual everyone immediatly overlooked Sam’s choice of clothing with shorts and a t-shirt. Though Sam was happy to not have the bad judgments being made about him, he still felt bad for John and his obvious sensawk situation. Etymology: sens- to feel, to think. awk- awkward Created by: valevans.

Sadtired: /sad ty erd/ Mona was humiliated when she asked her boyfriend to meet her at her boss’ house for a luncheon. She specifically told him that it was a speed lunch..he thought she said speedo lunch and arrived pitifully sadtired for the event! Etymology: Sad (bad; unfortunate) & Attired ( dressed or clothed especially in fine attire; often used in combination) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: v., To be so obsessed with the lives of celebrities that you neglect your own personal affairs, responsibilities and hygiene. n., A person who is infatuated with celebrities.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fanaddict: /fan ad dikt/ Emily was an absolute fanaddict when it came to celebrity news. She could not wait to get her daily fix on movie stars, tv entertainers and the Royal Family. She ignored her own family to read up on the daily gossip surrounding the rich & famous. She could name you all of Liz Taylor’s eight husbands, but often had trouble remembering her own… Etymology: Fan (an ardent follower and admirer)
& Addict(someone who is so ardently devoted to something that it resembles an addiction) & Wordplay on Fanatic (a person motivated by irrational enthusiasm (as for a cause) Created by: Nosila.

Celebsession: /səlebseshən/ Jill has such a clelbsession that she finds it hard to leave the house. First, because she might miss some news about one of her favorites. Secondly, she has been known to squeal and faint at the sight of a local celeb in the form of the local TV weatherman who shops at her neighborhood grocery. Etymology: celebrity (a famous person) + obsession (the state of being preoccupied with someone or something) Created by: artr.

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DEFINITION: v. To wear special uniforms and carry around unusual props in order to stimulate social interaction. n. A person who compensates for their lack of personality and weak social skills by resorting to props and costumes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dweeboxers: /dwÄ“bäksÉ™rs/ Justin likes to follow fashion trends. Recently he started wearing his pants extra low on his hips. Unfortunately this allows for an enhanced view of his dweeboxers. No Justin, nobody wants to see your Scooby Doo Underoos! Etymology: dweeb (a boring, studious, or socially inept person) + boxers (men’s loose underpants) Created by: artr.

Accsexorize: /ak sex or ize/ Herbie thought that carrying a mop was a way to accsexorize his love mood outfit. Wearing brief speedos and a gnarly, ill-fitting tee shirt is not the look most guys would have gone for to woo their sweeties. Herbie needs to sweep her off her feet…not swab the deck to put her in the mood! Etymology: Accessorize (To wear or select accessories;To furnish with accessories;To wear clothing that is worn or carried, but not part of your main clothing) & Sex (activities associated with sexual intercourse) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for “putting ice on it” when people get the “hots”.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Rextinguish: /reks sting wish/ When Virginia’s Dad bought her a big bully of a pitbull, it was not just out of kindness or companionship for her. He had the dog trained to snarl at any boy who got near her and rextinguish his ardour. Etymology: Rex (popular dog name,meaning “King” in Latin) & Extinguish (put an end to; kill;put out, as of fires, flames,lights or passions) Created by: Nosila.

Lustbust: /Lust-Bust/ Girl: Hey, let’s make out!
Boy: Yeah!
*They kiss*
Friend: Hey guys what’s the calculus homework?
Girl and Boy: Man, what a lustbust! Etymology: Lust- Sexuality, Arousal + Bust- To ruin; destruction. Created by: EmmaHeras.

Lustbuster: /lust – bust – ur/ Denise’s mom ran to get the lustbuster when she noticed her daughter’s date putting his arm around her. Duke’s imposing stature and menacing growl soon cooled things off in the living room. Etymology: lust (strong sexual attraction/urges)+ buster (someone or something who breaks things up) Created by: mweinmann.

Lustopper: /ləstäpər/ When Jill’s dad installed closed-circuit cameras throughout the house he told everybody it was a security issue. Mentioning to her boyfriend that he could activate any camera at any time proved to be a major lustopper. Etymology: lust (a passionate desire for something) + stopper (a person or thing that halts or obstructs a specified thing) Created by: artr.

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