Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to “cleverly” point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Nymphopensant: /nIm-fO-pEHn-sahNt/ Boy (grinning)- I’m going to a party on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? It won’t take long, I promise.
Girl (clearly repulsed)- Ugh, you are such a nymphopensant! Etymology: nypho- someone who has an insatiable appetite for sex
pensant- french for “thinking” Created by: snowgirl96.

Quipkink: /kwip-kink/ Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX. Etymology: Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices. Created by: EmmaHeras.

Innuendolt: /in-you-end-dolt/ Barry twisted everything the “Whole Foods” lady was trying to tell us about organic cucumbers into something dirty – what an innuendolt! Etymology: innuendo + dolt Created by: libertybelle.

Randybiguous: /randee big u us/ Her name was Ida Norgasm and with that handle(the appendage to an object that is designed to be held in order to use or move it) and she was a high school teacher. In order to stimulate (stir feelings in) her pupils, she would ass-ign them double entendre essay questions…randybiguous ones. The latest tease (a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men) was a political question. “If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Greece would help?” (Wink, wink, nod, nod, enough said, a wink’s as good as a nod to a blind horse, know what I mean? Say no more!)
Etymology: Randy (feeling great sexual desire)
& Ambiguous (open to two or more interpretations; or of uncertain nature or significance; or (often) intended to mislead) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: n., An ongoing relationship where one person does all the talking, whining and complaining, and the other just listens quietly and tries to appear sympathetic. v., To participate in a lopsided conversation where one person does all the conversing.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Whinesided: /why n sy ded/ Every day Jill told her troubles to her cat, Sigmeownd Freud. She talked and moaned and complained and he just listened. It was apparent to anyone else that it was a whinesided relationship. Luckily she was unaware of her cat’s deafness, otherwise he would have become cat-atonic listening to her. Etymology: Whine (moan, complain) & One-sided (where only one person does the talking and the other the listening) Created by: Nosila.

Mewtilation: /me you till a shun/ Sigourney’s poor cat just lay there feeling like a victom of mewtilation. Although she pretended to be asleep, Sigourney just would not stop talking and no amount of purring or mewing seemed to drown out the endless stream of prattle…. Etymology: mew + mutilation Created by: mweinmann.

Boringtatious: /Bor-ing-tay-shus/ Taylor was having best friend issues and the only person she could talk to was her cat. However, he was very boringtatious and didnt care about her problems. Etymology: (boring-not fun, disinterested + tatious) To not enjoy listening to others problems. Created by: Taylor.

Diatribalogue: /dīətrībəläg/ Georgia is the queen of the diatribalogue. Give her a topic and she can sound off for an extended period. It doesn’t really matter if she knows anything about the subject. She can BMW (bitch, moan, whine) at will. Etymology: diatribe (a forceful and bitter verbal attack against someone or something) + dialogue (a discussion between two or more people or groups) Created by: artr.

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DEFINITION: n., The uneasiness, social discomfort, and impending sense of doom which occurs when you realize that you’ve sent out a few too many emails after drinking way too much. v., To worry about your social status after a night of heavy drinking and stupid emailing.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Crashcoors: /crash coors/ Rocky knew he was on a crashcoors when he awoke the next morning surrounded by empty beer bottles and e-mails from friends, co-workers and boss, upset at his tirade online last night. The e-morse he felt at the things he had drunkenly said, cost him his girlfriend, his buddies and his job. He is now older Budweiser, with his Heinecken a sling and he now knows what ales him…Miller time! Etymology: Crash ((computer science) an event that causes a computer system to become inoperative) & Coors (American beer brand) & Wordplay on Crash Course Created by: Nosila.

Coronohnoa: /kor – oh – no – no – ah/ Karen thought she heard Noah muttering his own name over and over in the office but when she got up and went in there, she had an interesting discovery. Noah was slumped over his computer, babbling drunkenly coronohnoa, coronohnoa over and over. When she saw the empty bottles of Corona and the emails he had sent to his boss, she doubted he would still have a job on Monday morning. Etymology: Corona (brand of beer)+ oh no! Created by: mweinmann.

Twiterror: /twit ur ur/ you could safely say that the twiterror was not so chirpy the next morning Etymology: twitter, twit error Created by: galwaywegian.

Vodkuneasymail: /vädkənēzēmāl/ When Bill woke up Sunday he vaguely remembered spending much of his Saturday night catching up with his friends. He cringed at the thought that he had sent a scathing vodkuneasymail to his boss. You can imagine how relieved he was when he found that email still in the drafts folder. A quick delete and a couple Advil improved the morning greatly. Etymology: vodka (an alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of rye, wheat, or potatoes) + eneasy (causing or feeling anxiety; troubled or uncomfortable) + email (messages distributed by electronic means from one computer user to one or more recipients via a network) Created by: artr.

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DEFINITION: v., To clean up another person’s mess, only to have all their garbage dumped right on top of you. n., A person who tries to help other people solve their problems but always ends up in deep doo-doo.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dooundo: /doo – un – doo/ As Harry lay on his back with a pile of Rover’s doo on top of him, he realized that he had just experienced a case of dooundo. While shoveling the dog run, his shovel hit a rock, propelling him backwards and flinging the doo on top of him. Etymology: Doo and Undo Created by: mweinmann.

Poomerang: /poōmərang/ Whenever Charlie tries to help his friends get out of a mess, his efforts turn into a poomerang. It’s like an excremental tar baby. Etymology: poo (excrement) + boomerang (return to the originator, often with negative consequences) Created by: artr.

Pubtrasump: /-pÉ™b’trasÉ™mp-/ Verb (v.): Claus endured pubtrasumping for his neighbor because of the feeling of satisfaction he got for trying afterwards.

Noun (n.): The man being a pubtrasump assisted his new friend by transporting a package for her, only to be stopped by the police for it halfway into his journey. Etymology: The word “Pubtrasump” is derived from the Latin; pÅ«blicus, meaning “public”, tract, meaning “draw, pull”, and sump, meaning “waste”. Created by: ZenNobody.

Oblitterate: /ob lit ter rayt/ When Chuck offered to clean up Ginger Tom’s box, he was attacked by the cat. In his haste to dump the deposits, he instead did oblitterate it all over the kitchen floor. Heidi suggested that next time he wait until the cat was not in the box before he cleaned it out… Etymology: Obliterate (reduced to nothingness;do away with completely, without leaving a trace) & Litter (make a place messy by strewing garbage around;material used to provide a bed/bathroom for animals;strew)

Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: n., The deep feeling of despair, pain, and swelling need for revenge, which occurs when someone thoughtlessly trashes one of your pet projects. v., To cry out at the injustice of it all, especially if it is someone else’s fault.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Angsquish: /angskwish/ With two coworkers vying for the soon-to-retire Director’s job, every pet project Julie tried to protect turned into more angsquish. Etymology: anguish (severe mental or physical pain or suffering) + squish (yield easily to pressure when squeezed or squashed) Created by: artr.

Mccarthuryism: /mik karth uree izm/ Susan’s despair at having her cake left out in the rain enflamed her animosity towards Jimmy and in a spurt of mcarthuryism, she vowed never to make a cake for him again. From now on, all he would get would be cow pies. Etymology: MacArthur (Park, as in the lyrics to this song…a park in Los Angeles named after Douglas MacArthur) & McCarthyism (unscrupulously accusing people of disloyalty, named after Joseph McCarthy,United States politician who unscrupulously accused many citizens of being Communists (1908-1957))
Created by: Nosila.

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