Tuneitus: If I don’t get this stupid song out of my head…

DEFINITION: n. A state of reduced mental capacity, caused by an inability to think of anything but an annoying pop song, which seems to be endlessly repeating itself in your mind. v. To play a stupid song in your head, over and over again.

If I don't get this stupid song out of my head...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Tuneitus: /tune-i-tus/ After chaperoning her daughter’s girl scout troop to a very loud Myley Cyrus concert Marylin found that she had developed a serious case of tuneitus. She doesn’t know if she got it at the concert or from the girls singing the same song over and over in the bus, but now she couldn’t get rid of it. After looking up her symptoms on Web MD she found to her horror that the only cure for tuneitus is to think of an equally droll song or else to try to pass the songworm to someone else by singing it outloud. It was cruel, she knew, but she had to get rid of it or she would go mad. “Harry,” she called, “listen to this song the girls sang.” Etymology: tinnitus: a constant buzzing, ringing or whistling sound in one or both ears caused by an external trigger such as an ear infection or head injury + tune: the melody of a song that is simple and easy to remember Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Tuneitus:

mrskellyscl, 2009-09-11: 06:38:00
The Mr. and I pass songworms back and forth all the time. It’s a great, although nasty passive-aggressive way to get even.

artr, 2009-09-11: 12:23:00
I gave my wife the hamster dance song to suffer with a few years ago with several renewals. She retaliated with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMTeytJeSp8

mrskellyscl, 2009-09-11: 15:37:00
that’s harsh (but funny)

Brainrefrainagain: /brayn refrayn agayn/ Her name was Jane and she could not explain why it happened again. It was a pain that was hard to contain. When she heard a strain which should entertain, she instead got a brainrefrainagain. Over and over it would play again, even though she tried to abstain, but in her brain this tune would remain. She tried in vain to remain sane, but her attempts to constrain were a very big drain and soon it nearly drove her insane…”I’m leaving on a Jet Plane…” Oops, I did it again! Etymology: Brain ( that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord; mental ability) & Refrain (the part of a song where a soloist is joined by a group of singers) & Again (over and over;repeatedly) Created by: Nosila.

Repetuneattrition: /repa-tuna-trition/ Barb is suffering from repetuneattrition, and probably won’t rejoin us until she’s been subjected to some other form of media or food. Etymology: repeat + tune + attrition Created by: chaiandallthatjazz.

Musicrapetitive: /MUSE-ick-CRAP-pet-a- tiff/ Bald-headed John drove around the block too many times, with his ugly euro-pod Toyota blaring annoying subsonic vibrations which were intelligible only to him. He got a gold tooth and called everyone “Dawg” but was ulimately shunned by his peers. As he lay in bed with no hopes of consummating his puerile desires, many stanzas of bogus “samples” and heathen drumbeats drilled into his head like a tasteless, regrettable tattoo.
Etymology: Gran Torino. Created by: metrohumanx.

Comments on Musicrapetitive:

Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:08:00
Cheers, Dawg…

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Exsexorcism: Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?

DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your “ex”, even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover

Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?

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Exsexorcism: /eks seks or sizzum/ Ida hated her now ex, Randy Gote, but decided on the day they had cleaned out the apartment they had once so happily shared, to host an exsexorcism. True to his name and being a retrosexual he obliged, and true to hers, Ms. Norgasm lived up to her name. As they “did it” they listened to the nostalgic tunes of Boney M… Etymology: Ex (Previous spouse/lover) & Sex (activities associated with sexual intercourse) & Exorcism (freeing from evil spirits) Created by: Nosila.

Exsexive: /ekseksiv/ Now that they have separated, every thing they do together is exsexive. John and Mary can*t seem to meet for a simple dinner, go out to a movie or even go to church together without ending up engaging in a session of canoodling. They are no longer welcome in a number of local restaurants or movie theaters. They are scheduled for a chat with their minister next week. Etymology: ex (a former husband, wife, or partner in a relationship) + sex (intercourse) + excessive (more than is necessary, normal, or desirable; immoderate) Created by: artr.

Comments on Exsexive:

Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:11:00
Someone needs to hose them down…

Exsexsorry: /ex-sex-sorry/ To Karen, Bob was just an exsexsorry, something that amused her for a while then forgotten until the next time she felt like using him. Sure, she felt guilty, but only a little because he kept coming back for more. Etymology: wordplay on accessory Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Exsexsorry:

Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:09:00
exsexellent word

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Jirkfectation: It didn’t use to bug you

DEFINITION: n. A personality quirk or habit, which at first blush seems “cute”, but which can quickly become so annoying that it undermines personal relationships. v. To be habitually irksome.

It didn't use to bug you

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Jirkfectation: /jirk fek tay shun/ Why did Lacey ever think that George’s habit of using chauvinistic terms of endearment was cute? His familiarity had seemed quaint when he called her Cutie or Babe or Toots or Doll. She was beginning to think he could not remember her actual first name. His jirkfectation was equally applied to all women he encountered. But he went too far in calling the Mother Superior of the local convent, Hottie. Lacey reckoned his punishment in Hell would be a term of enfearment. Etymology: Jerk (a dull stupid fatuous person) & Irk (to irritate or vex)& Affectation (a deliberate pretense or exaggerated display) Created by: Nosila.

Annoyhilate: /ənoiəlāt/ Genny really didn*t know how break up with Peter, so she set out to annoyhilate their relationship. He was able to tolerate the **dainties** hanging in the shower and the load of laundry where she **accidently** washed all his whites with her new red blouse. He could even grin and bear it when she picked her teeth in public. What finally put it over the edge and sent him packing was her laugh/snort. And she hadn*t even planned that one. Etymology: annoy [irritate (someone); make (someone) a little angry] + annihilate [destroy utterly; obliterate] Created by: artr.

Comments on Annoyhilate:

Nosila, 2009-09-09: 14:39:00
good word…well describes all those annoyhellations!

Vexitating: /vex-i-ta-ting/ Sam was the most vexitating man I ever knew. He had more bad habits than an alcoholic nun. Etymology: vex: to cause annoyance by minor irritations + irritating: chafe; aggravating Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Vexitating:

artr, 2009-09-09: 12:21:00
Lol. I’ve known a few Sams too.

Ewsik: /EEeeeeeeewwwwww SICK!/ Julie’s ewsik has gotten to the point that every time she clears her throat I wanna grab her by the hair and smash her face in.

“I think it’s cute.”

You would. She’s all yours.

Etymology: My xgf used to say eww sick all the time. Created by: idavecook.

Comments on Ewsik:

Nosila, 2009-09-10: 01:50:00
ew rock!

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Nudgenudge: It’s called team work!

DEFINITION: n. A specially coded language, which newly dating couples use to describe their relationship when they don’t want other people to realize that they have “the hots” for each other.v. To talk about sex in a code words.

It's called team work!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Nudgenudge: /ˈnÉ™jˈnÉ™j/ You have to know they weren’t really talking about stapling documents in such detail; they were nudgenudging with double entendres. Really, if they nudgenudge anymore, I might just have to tell them we all know they’re dating because every conversation they have is filled with nudgenudges. Etymology: From the infamous Monty Python “Nudge Nudge” sketch about making everything be sexual innuendo and is often referred to as “wink wink, nudge nudge.” Created by: Buzzardbilly.

Comments on Nudgenudge:

Nosila, 2009-09-08: 01:21:00
Say no more, know what you mean, a wink’s as good as a nod to a blind horse, nuff said, wink, wink, nod, nod!

Amorthesaurus: /am – or – thus – sor – us/ When Jenny and Clyde were around, I had to consult the amorthesaurus in order to understand their language. Their conversation was rife with hidden amorous meaning. Etymology: amorous (Inclined to love; having a propensity to love, or to sexual enjoyment), thesaurus (A publication, usually in the form of a book, that provides synonyms (and sometimes antonyms) for the words of a given language) Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Amorthesaurus:

Nosila, 2009-09-08: 16:41:00
Love amorthesaurus…sounds like a love-lorn dinosaur!

Sincryption: /sin krip shun/ Agnes & Leroy worked together. Agnes & Leroy fell in love. But falling in love at work is not always a good idea. Especially since Agnes already had a husband and Leroy already had a wife. So they developed a secret code to convey their feelings. It was a sincryption to cover those times in the broom closet and supply room where they met and expressed their amour. They overlooked the fact that the word sincryption contained another word..CRYPT…and that is where they spent eternity together once the spouses found out…and spouses always do! Etymology: Sin (an act that is regarded by theologians as a transgression of God’s will;violent and excited activity)& Encryption (the activity of converting from plain text into code)

Created by: Nosila.

Fornicryptic: /for-ni-crip-tic/ Fred and Ethel’s fornicryptic explanation of their impromptu mailroom meeting fooled no one, especially after we saw the huge love bite on Ethel’s neck. She blushed and said that a package fell off the shelf and darn near killed her. Good thing Fred was there to give her mouth to mouth recusitation. Etymology: fornicate: unmarried sex + cryptic: having a hidden meaning; put into a secret language or code Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Fornicryptic:

Nosila, 2009-09-08: 16:42:00
It was an unforntunate accident…

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Spraydream: Did I just shampoo?

DEFINITION: n. A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair. v. To lose track of time while showering.

Did I just shampoo?

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Spraydream: /spray-dream/ Melanie was caught up in a lovely spraydream when she suddenly realized that she was going to be late for work and she hadn’t finished her shower yet. Etymology: wordplay on daydream Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Spraydream:

artr, 2009-09-07: 10:34:00
Very nice. I love it when the base word fits the definition too.

Nosila, 2009-09-07: 23:38:00
Spray, just a little bit longer…

Sprayvana: /sprāvänÉ™/ After a long, rough day at work, Mary entered the world of sprayvana she calls her shower. When she enters this state she can’t remember all the stupid things her boss told her, her children’s names, does she even have children?, or the fact that the new puppy just chewed up her favorite shoes. Then she comes screaming back to reality when she realizes she has been showering too long as the hot water runs out. She quickly rinses the shampoo out of her hair and turns off the water with her pruney fingers as she one of her whelplings bellows, MOM! Etymology: spray [sprinkle or cover (someone or something) with a shower of tiny drops of liquid] + nirvana [a state of perfect happiness; an ideal or idyllic place] Created by: artr.

Tardishampoo: /tar diss sham poo/ Rosie lost all track of time and space when she entered the shower and commenced her tardishampoo. She was running late today and accidentally grabbed the Drano instead, as her eyes were closed to keep out the stinging. When she realized she had grabbed the wrong product, she went to call a doctor for advice, but Dr.Who??? Etymology: TARDIS (Dr.Who’s phonebox/spaceship which is an acronym for “TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSIONS IN SPACE”…it’s actually a huge space inside). & Shampoo (to wash, lather and rinse hair & product which cleans hair). Created by: Nosila.

Showeringslower: /show-er-ing-slow-er/ Aquamaureena got swept away into a dream state by the soothing tranquil warm waters using her lavender aromatherapy bodywash. When she finally opened her eyes, she realized she was showeringslower and had to be at work in ten minutes! Etymology: Showering; the act of taking a shower. Added > Slower;to slow down. Created by: abrakadeborah.

Comments on Showeringslower:

Nosila, 2009-09-07: 23:36:00
Welcome Back, abrakadeborah…we have missed you!

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