DEFINITION: n. A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair. v. To lose track of time while showering.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Spraydream: /spray-dream/ Melanie was caught up in a lovely spraydream when she suddenly realized that she was going to be late for work and she hadn’t finished her shower yet. Etymology: wordplay on daydream Created by: mrskellyscl.
Comments on Spraydream:
artr, 2009-09-07: 10:34:00
Very nice. I love it when the base word fits the definition too.Nosila, 2009-09-07: 23:38:00
Spray, just a little bit longer…
Sprayvana: /sprÄvänÉ™/ After a long, rough day at work, Mary entered the world of sprayvana she calls her shower. When she enters this state she can’t remember all the stupid things her boss told her, her children’s names, does she even have children?, or the fact that the new puppy just chewed up her favorite shoes. Then she comes screaming back to reality when she realizes she has been showering too long as the hot water runs out. She quickly rinses the shampoo out of her hair and turns off the water with her pruney fingers as she one of her whelplings bellows, MOM! Etymology: spray [sprinkle or cover (someone or something) with a shower of tiny drops of liquid] + nirvana [a state of perfect happiness; an ideal or idyllic place] Created by: artr.
Tardishampoo: /tar diss sham poo/ Rosie lost all track of time and space when she entered the shower and commenced her tardishampoo. She was running late today and accidentally grabbed the Drano instead, as her eyes were closed to keep out the stinging. When she realized she had grabbed the wrong product, she went to call a doctor for advice, but Dr.Who??? Etymology: TARDIS (Dr.Who’s phonebox/spaceship which is an acronym for “TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSIONS IN SPACE”…it’s actually a huge space inside). & Shampoo (to wash, lather and rinse hair & product which cleans hair). Created by: Nosila.
Showeringslower: /show-er-ing-slow-er/ Aquamaureena got swept away into a dream state by the soothing tranquil warm waters using her lavender aromatherapy bodywash. When she finally opened her eyes, she realized she was showeringslower and had to be at work in ten minutes! Etymology: Showering; the act of taking a shower. Added > Slower;to slow down. Created by: abrakadeborah.
Comments on Showeringslower:
Nosila, 2009-09-07: 23:36:00
Welcome Back, abrakadeborah…we have missed you!
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