Category: Verboticisms

DEFINITION: n. A state of extreme agitation developed after extended periods of non-stop video game participation; commonly affects males of all ages! v. To twist yourself up into a knot while playing video games.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Nintendone: /nin ten done/ Seven hours of gaming left them nintendone. After a short break they’d get over to Blake’s basement where four more hours at the controllers would leave them xbaked. Etymology: From nintendo and done. Created by: splendiction.

Arcadymalady: /Are-cade-ie-mal-aid-ie/ “Yes, that’s right (arrow) Your Honour, I’m pleading not guilty on account of the acute bout of arcadyMalady that came over me all of a sudden like, before I went ‘*BANG*’ right arrow, right arrow, x button, y button…KILLEDA….you know?” Etymology: Splicing of Arcade (Place of worship for gamers) and Malady (generally to feel poorly, usually for an extented period as in mourning or in winter blues/greys) Created by: scrabbelicious.

Hyperwiiality: /hyp-er-wee-al-i-ty/ Mrs. Fudd found Elmer in a state of hyperwiiality when she returned from a visit to her parents and saw that he had been playing video games since she left and had not stopped to eat or sleep. “At least I don’t have to do the dishes,” she thought as she pulled the plug. Etymology: hyperreality: blurring the lines of reality and fantasy as in video gaming or online virtual reality. Hyperreality tricks the consciousness into accepting artificially contrived stimulation instead a conscious emotional involvement + Wii: a video game system (Elmer Fudd — a Looney Tunes cartoon character who couldn’t pronounce the letter r in words and substituted the letter w instead) Created by: mrskellyscl.

Electrauma: /ilektroumÉ™/ Summer has not been good for Billy. After 3 straight days of video gaming, he is having a bad case of electrauma. His game of choice, Grand Theft Auto, has left him a virtual vidiot. Everything he picks up becomes a weapon. When he tried to stab his roommate with a toothbrush the attendants at his nursing home decided it was time to cut off his game privileges and get him to sleep. Etymology: electronic (relating to or carried out using a computer or other electronic device) + trauma (emotional shock following a stressful event or a physical injury) Created by: artr.

Comments on Electrauma:

splendiction, 2009-07-27: 20:53:00
vidiot – hilarious! Good word!

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DEFINITION: v. To tease, ridicule or twitter about someone who has made a fashion mistake. n. A materialistic twit who feels it’s their duty to inform others when fashion standards have not been met.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fadger: /fad-ger/ Jenny was a stuck up fashion bitch who loved to fadger anyone not wearing the latest in style fashion designer label.

Etymology: FADGER – verb – from FAD (a temporary fashion) + BADGER (to harass, pester, nag)

Created by: Stevenson0.

Sartoricist: /sar tori sist/ ChiChi & Fadima set themselves up as the two fashionistas in the accounting office. They set the trends and mocked those who did not. They were so vicious about it that the wags in the office dubbed them the Dresstapo. Fadima went too far when she ridiculed the new girl, Mensa, in payables. Mensa did not even try to compete in the office fashion Olympics and satoricist that she was, Fadima made fun of her at every opportunity. Wasn’t she surprised when Mensa was promoted over her and ChiChi and made their new boss. Yes, accounting can be accrual world, even when you are trendy! Etymology: Sartorial (of or relating to a tailor or to tailoring, clothing, appearance) & Satiricist (someone who ridicules with satire) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sartoricist:

splendiction, 2009-07-24: 16:33:00
Mensa’s got intelligent style! What will she do as their boss? -rise above? (Dresstapo – love it!)

Coutourdeforce: /coo-toor-de-fors/ Julia was a coutourdeforce and would relentlessly critique wardrobe malfunctions. Etymology: couture + tour de force Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Coutourdeforce:

splendiction, 2009-07-24: 16:38:00
– excellent word!

Twitic: /twit-ic/ Marcia was the local fashion twitic. She made sure to review everyone’s apparance in her tweets to her friends. Etymology: twit + twitter: + critic: professional who judges the arts and fashion Created by: mrskellyscl.

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DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Buysexual: /bīˈsek sh oōəl/ People say that things change when the ring goes on. If bedroom activities were curtailed after the nuptials, they became stagnant after the kids arrived. Kelly found himself becoming buysexual, one day shopping for things for her to garner her favor, the next shopping for himself, to compensate for his sense of inadequacy. For him, it has to be a cash purchase. Somehow, the use of plastic is never as satisfying as the real thing. Etymology: buy (obtain in exchange for payment) + sexual (relating to the instincts, physiological processes, and activities connected with physical attraction or intimate physical contact between individuals) a play off of bisexual (having characteristics of both sexes) Created by: artr.

Comments on Buysexual:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 19:28:00
It’s a good buyword!

Sublimitlessmation: /sub-limit-less-may-shun/ To take his mind off his on again off again relationship Sam resorted to sublimitlessmation and maxed out four credit cards in the process. Etymology: sublimation (divert the energy of a primitve impulse) + limitless Created by: Jabberwocky.

Shopualgratification: /shop u awl gra ti fi cay shun/ Yesterday it was her turn. He bought her two dozen long stems! ‘That should buy me some time,’ he thought. He felt shopuallygratified again with today’s purchases…power tools, ahhhh! Etymology: From sexual gratification and to shop. Created by: splendiction.

Comments on Shopualgratification:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 19:28:00
shop till you drop…

Consummaterialism: /con summ mayt eereeal izm/ Jill had not realized after she married Bill, his libido would droop so much. Turns out that he got more excited walking into a DIY Store and buying bigger and better tools. He was more interested in servicing his machinery than her. She decided the only way she could combat his consummaterialism and get his attention, would be to wear a nightie made exclusively from Home Depot flyers! You can do it, but they can help… Etymology: Consummate (a.To complete (a marriage) with the first act of sexual intercourse after the ceremony.
b.To fulfill (a sexual desire or attraction) especially by intercourse) & Consume (spend extravagantly) & Materialism (a desire for wealth and material possessions with little interest in ethical or spiritual matters)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Consummaterialism:

splendiction, 2009-07-23: 10:13:00
Excellent! Really funny!

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DEFINITION: v. To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n. A moment of ill-timed honesty.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Awkwords: /ôkwÉ™rds/ Having been asked to say a few words at his best friend’s wedding, they all turned out to be awkwords. Etymology: awkward (uncomfortable or abnormal) + words (something that someone says or writes) Created by: artr.

Comments on Awkwords:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 01:40:00
awksidentally good word…

Rickledicule: /rickel-di-cule/ Everyone cringed when they saw Don approach the mike at the wedding because they knew he was about to rickledicule the groom. Etymology: ridicule + Don Rickles (comedian famous for embarassing roasts) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Rickledicule:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 01:37:00
Ricklediculously good word!

Sneakcret: /snee kret/ Hazel’s normal discretion abandoned her once she imbibed anything alcoholic. So it should come as a surprise to no one that at her best friend, Georgina’s wedding, she grabbed the microphone. Instead of a toast to the newlyweds, she let out a sneakcret known only to the bride and herself: Georgina used to be called George! Etymology: Sneak (someone acting as an informer) & Secret (something that should remain hidden from others (especially information that is not to be passed on) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sneakcret:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
good word…

Bffbomb: /bee-eff-eff-bom/ Half way through her speech she dropped a real BFFbomb Etymology: B.F.F[best friends forever]. Bomb. Created by: rikboyee.

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DEFINITION: v. To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n. A moment of ill-timed honesty.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Bffbomb: /bee-eff-eff-bom/ Half way through her speech she dropped a real BFFbomb Etymology: B.F.F[best friends forever]. Bomb. Created by: rikboyee.

Tattlesnake: /tat-tel-snake/ The maid of honor turned into a tattlesnake the minute she got a microphone in her hand and completely mortified the bride and everyone else at the wedding. Etymology: tattle: to reveal through gossip + snake: describes a back-stabber or treacherous person Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Tattlesnake:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
clever

Rickledicule: /rickel-di-cule/ Everyone cringed when they saw Don approach the mike at the wedding because they knew he was about to rickledicule the groom. Etymology: ridicule + Don Rickles (comedian famous for embarassing roasts) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Rickledicule:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 01:37:00
Ricklediculously good word!

Sneakcret: /snee kret/ Hazel’s normal discretion abandoned her once she imbibed anything alcoholic. So it should come as a surprise to no one that at her best friend, Georgina’s wedding, she grabbed the microphone. Instead of a toast to the newlyweds, she let out a sneakcret known only to the bride and herself: Georgina used to be called George! Etymology: Sneak (someone acting as an informer) & Secret (something that should remain hidden from others (especially information that is not to be passed on) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sneakcret:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
good word…

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