DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Buysexual: /bīˈsek sh oÅÉ™l/ People say that things change when the ring goes on. If bedroom activities were curtailed after the nuptials, they became stagnant after the kids arrived. Kelly found himself becoming buysexual, one day shopping for things for her to garner her favor, the next shopping for himself, to compensate for his sense of inadequacy. For him, it has to be a cash purchase. Somehow, the use of plastic is never as satisfying as the real thing. Etymology: buy (obtain in exchange for payment) + sexual (relating to the instincts, physiological processes, and activities connected with physical attraction or intimate physical contact between individuals) a play off of bisexual (having characteristics of both sexes) Created by: artr.
Comments on Buysexual:
Nosila, 2009-07-23: 19:28:00
It’s a good buyword!
Sublimitlessmation: /sub-limit-less-may-shun/ To take his mind off his on again off again relationship Sam resorted to sublimitlessmation and maxed out four credit cards in the process. Etymology: sublimation (divert the energy of a primitve impulse) + limitless Created by: Jabberwocky.
Shopualgratification: /shop u awl gra ti fi cay shun/ Yesterday it was her turn. He bought her two dozen long stems! ‘That should buy me some time,’ he thought. He felt shopuallygratified again with today’s purchases…power tools, ahhhh! Etymology: From sexual gratification and to shop. Created by: splendiction.
Comments on Shopualgratification:
Nosila, 2009-07-23: 19:28:00
shop till you drop…
Consummaterialism: /con summ mayt eereeal izm/ Jill had not realized after she married Bill, his libido would droop so much. Turns out that he got more excited walking into a DIY Store and buying bigger and better tools. He was more interested in servicing his machinery than her. She decided the only way she could combat his consummaterialism and get his attention, would be to wear a nightie made exclusively from Home Depot flyers! You can do it, but they can help… Etymology: Consummate (a.To complete (a marriage) with the first act of sexual intercourse after the ceremony.
b.To fulfill (a sexual desire or attraction) especially by intercourse) & Consume (spend extravagantly) & Materialism (a desire for wealth and material possessions with little interest in ethical or spiritual matters)
Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Consummaterialism:
splendiction, 2009-07-23: 10:13:00
Excellent! Really funny!
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