Category: Verboticisms

DEFINITION: Anxiety caused by fear that one’s body odor may offend others; often exacerbated when required to remove heavy sweaters, or footwear.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Stangst: /stank-st/ Colin was in a spiral of increasing anxiety. His stangst caused him to never remove an item of clothing, which lead to even more perspiration, causing an even greater stink of body odour and greater levels of stangst. Etymology: stank + angst Created by: petaj.

Stinkytoesis: /stinky-toe-sis/ Barb’s acute stinkytoesis caused her to break out in hives whenever she encountered a display of flip flops. She had to order all of her footwear online. Etymology: stinky toes + psychosis Created by: Jabberwocky.

Smelfconcious: /smelf-con-shus/ when i realised i would be expected to take off my shoes i started to feel very smelfconcious Etymology: smell, selfconcious Created by: rikboyee.

Anxietydisodor: /angs-eye-ity-dis-Odor/ After a long day in the sun David had anxietydisoder, sniffing his under arm after taking off each layer of clothing. Etymology: anxiety disorder/ odor Created by: toadstool57.

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DEFINITION: To discover that one of your “just friends” friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Flattergasted: /fla-tur-gas-ted/ Jill was flattergasted when she saw the number one video of the day, “Jill Does Dallas.” Etymology: flattered, flabbergasted Created by: toadstool57.

Revelationship: /revel-ay-shun-ship/ The revelationship that Jim had feelings for her caused her to hurl all over his new laptop Etymology: revelation + relationship Created by: Jabberwocky.

Stalkportfolio: /stalk-port-foh-lee-oh/ Donny had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny. Etymology: stalk + portfolio Created by: Stevenson0.

Disclothesure: /diss-clothes-yure/ When Georgie saw the reliqueery that Bobby had created s/he was shocked at the disclothesure. There s/he was in all his/her naked glory on every wall of the room. Etymology: disclosure + clothes Created by: petaj.

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DEFINITION: To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Cerebroil: /sare-ee-broil/ Jim prefers his steak done Pompeii style, whereas I like it rare. I always used to have problems getting the timing right but now I just cerebroil his so they are both done at the same time. Etymology: cerebral (of the brain) + broil (to cook by direct heat Created by: pinwheel.

Mindcrowave: /mynd-crow-wayv/ when she walked into the kitchen she found Allan standing in front of the oven, desperately trying to mindcrowave the osso buco in time for dinner Etymology: mind, microwave Created by: rikboyee.

Dishfullthinking: /dish-ful-think-ing/ With only minutes left before his guests arrived he resorted to dishfullthinking to cook the frozen lasagne in time for dinner Etymology: wishfull thinking + dish (as in dish up food/cook)+ dishfull as in full dish Created by: Jabberwocky.

Telekitchenesis: /telly-KITCH-en-e-sis/ Uri, if you really must use your telekitchenesis skills at least put them to good use. Save us some electricity instead of just bending spoons and forks. Etymology: telekinesis + kitchen Created by: petaj.

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DEFINITION: A person who insults people for a living.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Indignatary: /in-dig-nuh-tair-ee/ Sue is a professional indignatary, seizing every opportunity to publically insult people. Etymology: indignant, dignitary Created by: purpleartichokes.

Insultant: /in-sult-ant/ “I have spent many years honing my insulting skills, so your suggestion that I’m ripping you off is, well, it’s an insult, an apersion, an impertinence.” And so ended another negotiation over the extortionate insultant fee. “And you smell like bag of rotten mussels”, she yelled as she left the building. “Quite clearly she is excellent at her job, let’s get her back next time.” Etymology: consultant + insult Created by: petaj.

Scornstar: /scorn-star/ Because he was a popular scornstar, he attracted masochists Etymology: porn star + scorn Created by: porsche.

Belligerist: /-bəˈlɪdʒəˌɹɪst-/ “You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!” shouted the belligerist at the unexpecting man who had just purchased an argument and accidentally wandered into the wrong room. Etymology: From belligerent + -ist Created by: ErWenn.

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