Category: Verbotomy

Verbotoweek: Jabberwocky’s Garden of Verbal Delights

Jabberwocky verbgabbles her way to this week’s Cup

Another strong week for Jabberwocky who looked for paradrice in a Bulk Barn Store, commited adultergate which caused her friends to emobilize her. With a possible case of woebegonorrhea she didn’t want to get invoved in another threedundancy situation. Congratulations Jabberwocky!!!

Verbotoweek In Review:
It never ceases to wonderstruck me the daily creativity of our Verbotomists. Monday’s euphoria indry beans lead to the new states of lentitillation, paradrice and ecstapea. Tuesday, Edna Sky (ask deny) and her age old, old age, young age problem caused fibbage, misagery and embellage when she hyperbolages and manipulages. Wednesday’s returned emails summed up my feelings of being emailaise, emobilized and sendsitive when the damn thing is egloomeranged, enailed, or ebounded. Thursday was a fifth-wheel situation four three two one about and they did with feelings of threedundancy, matecrashering and threesquirming. Emoyions ran high Friday with the killherinstinct of some players to trampire, janger and emoflux before they confloved and woebegonorrhea.

Top Ten Verboticisms of the Week:

1. Killherinstinct Created by: purpleartichokes
2. Emailaise Created by: Clayton
3. Threedundancy Created by: Jabberwocky
4. Monogocidal Created by: Katisms1
5. Exagerate Created by: rikboyee
6. Matecrasher Created by: Stevenson0
7. Woebegonorrhea Created by: Jabberwocky
8. Emobilized Created by: Jabberwocky
9. Hyperbolage Created by: ohwtepph
10. Lentitillation Created by: petaj

Five Words That Should of, Would of, Could of Been Top Ten!!

You should of, would of, could of voted for these!!!

* Apeasement Created by: Franneke
* Whoppage Created by: renzeb
* Egloomerang Created by: mplsbohemian
* Unoneted Created by: porsche
* Confloved Created by: kalieS

Verbantering

Woebegonorrhea

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: woe/begone/or/ea

Sentence: He felt an intense wave of woebegonorrhea when he discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him and just as he was about to tell her about the test results from the clinic

Etymology: woebegone + gonorrhea

Points: 29

Voted For!

Comments: Woebegonorrhea

petaj – 2007-06-01: 08:44:00
It’s a cruel world.

purpleartichokes – 2007-06-01: 09:11:00
He never should have hooked up with SyPhillis.

petaj – 2007-06-01: 09:42:00
Nor Clay Middea, H. Ivy and Donna Vanosis

Jabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 12:34:00
I think VD (Verbotomy Dialogue) is very contagious

rikboyee – 2007-06-01: 18:48:00
dinner was going well, the potatoes were cooked to perfection.. the meat was tender and the gravy she’d made was delicious.. but the evening went downhill after he tasted Her Peas

petaj – 2007-06-01: 21:50:00
No doubt someone had been engaging in riceque behaviour and enjoying some lentitillation with the peas.

And Clayton inspired a garden of words

Dysphuriation

Created by: Clayton

Pronunciation: dis-FYOOR-ee-EY-shuhn

Sentence: Gerald could not contain his dysphuriation, which was clearly harder on him than either Janet or Carl, the landscaper.

Etymology: dysphoria + infuriation

Points: 17

Comments: Dysphuriation

purpleartichokes – 2007-06-01: 08:55:00
Janet was into whoreticulture.

petaj – 2007-06-01: 09:03:00
Gerald was a mite angry, but Carl probably has a spray for that. Janet declared she was just being environmentally friendly.

purpleartichokes – 2007-06-01: 09:19:00
Carl was a seedy character, having had affairs with Rose, Daisy, and Lily as well.

Jabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 12:30:00
sounds like a thHorny problem

Clayton – 2007-06-01: 13:54:00
Yes, but Gerald rose to the occasion.

Clayton – 2007-06-01: 14:05:00
Damn, “rose” had already been used. I’ll try again. It wasn’t the first time Janet had been deflowered. Gerald fell into a vegetative state, preventing him from getting to the root of the problem. Tree times was fir too many.

Jabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 15:35:00
Perhaps Janet felt that Gerald had been spending too much thyme with Rosemary and as he hadn’t been wearing his foxglove he had developed a problem with his peonies

Clayton – 2007-06-01: 18:35:00
Whereas Janet’s gardenia belt left her feverbush exposed, making Carl’s horse cane extremely gladiola, until his stamen peeked out from under his monkshood and he began pollen on his periwinkle. Fertilization was fine, but there was no possumhaw that he could marigold that witch-hazel and become a poppie, carting the orchids around to daisy care. Some called him a pansy, but many problems stemmed from his disinterest in cultivating a family and branching out. He wished everyone would just leaf him alone so he could smoke weed and listen to the Sex Pistils. Maple it was for the best. He’d rather bee with Jasmine, to chestnut on her pod and turn out the nightshade.

Jabberwocky – 2007-06-01: 20:10:00
too funny – I’m splitpeaing myself with laughter!!

petaj – 2007-06-02: 23:34:00
Clayton, you sure have some stamena for pROSE. Freesia jolly good fellow, and sow say all of us.

Your mumbling observer,

Weeklink

Oh please stay! And don’t worry about Robbie.

DEFINITION: The sense of discomfort created when “a couple” says you are welcome to stay, even though their behavior suggests that you are getting in the way.

Oh please stay! And don't worry about Robbie.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Threedundancy: /three-dun-dans-ee/ He felt an acute sense of threedundancy when his hosts both nodded off at the table just before dessert Etymology: three + redundancy Created by: Jabberwocky.

Matecrasher: /mate-crash-er/ When Mindy and Robbie started making out on the living room couch after dinner, Ellen felt like a matecrasher and not the guest of the evening. Etymology: mate + gatecrasher Created by: Stevenson0.

Prolingsion: /Pro + Ling + shun/ Jenny & Pete really need to “get a room” because I’m sick of them and their prolingsion! Etymology: Pro (meaning pro as in positive) + ling (linger) + sion (intrusion) Created by: guesser.

Threesquirm: /three-skworm/ Shelly was tired of being the gooseberry, but she truly suffered from threesquirm and dispair, when her friends coupled brazenly in front of her. Etymology: threesome (a trio) + squirm (react with discomfort) Created by: petaj.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=stay

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Aren’t you supposed to use a scoop?

DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one’s hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes.

Aren't you supposed to use a scoop?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Paradrice: /para-dryce/ Slipping off to the market near work and dipping her fingers into the cool vat of silky rice was nothing short of paradrice. Etymology: paradise + rice Created by: Jabberwocky.

Inpulsation: /in-poll-say-shun/ as the owner of a lentil store, my biggest peeve is with people who come in for some inpulsation and then leave without buying anything Etymology: in,pulse[as in peas,beans etc], sensation, impulse, pulsate, npul, ulsa, satio Created by: rikboyee.

Lentitillation: /len-tit-ill-ay-shun/ Dahlene has been lupining for some lentitillation for soy long that I’m masoor she’ll go crazy next time we visit the Indian grocer. Etymology: lentil + titillation Created by: petaj.

Circumpodstasy: /circum-pod-stasy/ Wiggling her hand around deep in the barrel of split peas was a sensation that shifted her mind into the ultimate state of circumpodstacy. Etymology: circum + pod + ecstasy Created by: Stevenson0.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=peas

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word game

Verbotoweek: May I have a word with you?

Stevenson0 takes the top word and the Cup

Stevenson0 took the top poll position this week with an extremely set of strong verboticisms. We can only hope that these brilliant words reflect his creative ingenuity, rather than his own personal circumstances. Because, if he suffers from constant ruminesia and the occasional bout of dentritis, he is bound to lieandeny any acclaim with a stream of fiduddles. But let’s not get too actstatic, because there is no doubt that he will be thrilled to acquire, a highly coveted, one-of-a-kind, Verbotomy Cup.

Congratulations to rikboyee and Jabberwocky for taking the second and third positions. It was close – very close! And congraulations to everyone for a very creative week. Great words all round!

See the final results here:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomists.php?week=2007-05-21

Verbotoweek In Review:

Monday’s lost thoughts struck a chord with me as I disconthinkcue, ponderror, braindrop, blinkling my way through life and just generally suffer from ruminesia. Tuesday was a farg day, filled with many blugger people who are total blixits. As a result, my language was full of fiduddles, merdededieux, phits and fudgemuffins. Wednesday’s topic was front page news world wide with Tour de France athletes, instead of the usual denyitol, defibulation, prescriptstun, were now decrying their aghrasst, jabbergasted and pharmapologia behaviour. Thursday and Friday’s nightmarish and embarrisshun situations of teeth and peer pressure was a fretend of angush gungfaux perfadiousness of passionvictims with various cases of dentritis, munchgrins, embarrasites, partickles, and evidents.

Our evolving language would be better off with the daily inclusion of any of the above words from our very creative Verbotimists.

Top Ten Verboticisms of the Week:

  1. Dentritis Created by: Stevenson0
  2. Denyitol Created by: wordmeister
  3. Ruminesia Created by: Stevenson0
  4. Blunderstruck Created by: rikboyee
  5. Blinkling Created by: Jabberwocky
  6. Shamthusiasm Created by: rikboyee
  7. Simuelate Created by: purpleartichokes
  8. Aghrasst Created by: Jabberwocky
  9. Embarrasites Created by: rikboyee
  10. Jabbergasted Created by: rikboyee

Five Overlooked Or Looked Over Words:
Hey!!! Why didn’t you vote for these???

More Verbinition…

Many of the daily definitions for Verbotomy come from our own players and if you have an amaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzing idea, or just a situation that needs to be verbotomized, go to Verbinition and submit your definition.

Your jumbling observer,

Weeklink

How did you know what I had for lunch?

DEFINITION: n. The bits of food that get stuck between your teeth, and remain even after you brush.

How did you know what I had for lunch?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dentritis: /det-tree-eye-tus/ His none use of dental floss lead to dentritis, random food debris trapped between his teeth. Etymology: dental + debris + itis Created by: Stevenson0.

Morselcode: /mor-sell-cohd/ she claimed she was dieting but her morselcode said chocolate Etymology: morsel- small scrap of food code- a mesage that can be interpreted by the few afficinados Created by: suzanne.

Embarrasites: /em-ba-riss-ights/ i turned up to the job interview unaware that my mouth was full of embarrasites Etymology: embarrasing, parasites Created by: rikboyee.

Evidents: /evv i dense/ I could tell from the evidents that ribs were on the canteen lunch menu again this week. Etymology: evidence. dents as in dental. Created by: galwaywegian.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=lunch

Be Creative,

James

www.verbotomy.com
the create-a-word gam