Month: October 2010

DEFINITION: n. A person in deep denial who crams into their old clothing which is now somewhat unflattering, and perhaps several sizes too small. v. To wear clothing from your “younger days” just to prove that you still got it.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ouchfit: /ouchfit/ When Carl broke out an old outfit in honor of his class reunion he discovered that it had become an ouchfit. It was not only uncomfortable to wear it hurt his wife. She laughed so hard she pulled muscles. Even the dog was snickering. Etymology: ouch (used to express pain) + outfit (a set of clothes worn together, typically for a particular occasion or purpose) Created by: artr.

Sadtire: /sad tyre/ Helen lost 100 pounds and was delighted to be able to get into her old clothes, including her skimpy bikini…one of the first ever made. She thought she looked hip, young and sexy as she showed off her beach wear to her husband Tom. “Don’t I look young again?” , she asked him. “You are deluded if you think you are going to sadtire yourself like that on our cruise” he retorted. “The bikini looks great, but you need to iron the wrinkles out of your birthday suit!” Etymology: Sad (bad; unfortunate) & Attire (put on special clothes to appear particularly appealing and attractive) Created by: Nosila.

Retrohno: /rhett roh noh/ He had a body that turned the retro look into the retrohno look, but not the eyesight to notice it. Etymology: retro oh no Created by: galwaywegian.

Fatorialist: /phat-ore-ee-al-ist/ Mabel, a seasoned fatorialist, started her own website called “The Fatorialist” and posted pictures of herself squeezed into her favorite clothing, mostly from the 1940s. She also posted pictures of random people she came across who she thought looked as dashing as her in their ill-fitting rags. Etymology: fat + sartorialist Created by: remistram.

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James

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DEFINITION: n. A hiding place which is used to store emergency supplies like donuts, booze and candies. v. To hide special treats in secret locations around your home or office, so you can access them when needed.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Smorgashoard: /smor gas hord/ Thor, being of Viking descent, had developed the habit of hiding olaf his food all around his home, so that he could eat or drink something wherever he was with little effort. He hid candies in his mail box; mead bottles in his toilet tank(Skol!); herring in his ottoman storage area; nuts in his sock drawer and potato chips in his computer desk. He called this food his smorgashoard, or so the saga goes. It seemed like a good idea until the insects and mice found his cache and overran his home. Now Thor is full of re-Norse and he will have to find other ways to be toastin’ Odin, like pillaging his fridge and raiding his pantry. Etymology: Smorgasbord (an assortment of foods served as a buffet meal) & Hoard (a secret store of valuables or money; save up as for future use) Created by: Nosila.

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galwaywegian, 2010-09-29: 08:15:00
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Chubbyhole: /tch ub eeee ho llll/ what was concealed in the chubbyhole eventaully became obvious in all the wrong places Etymology: cubby hole chubby Created by: galwaywegian.

Stashpile: /stash-pyle/ Mona’s stashpile of several President’s Choice massive milk chocolate bars were strategically hidden inside the photocopier to make them slightly softer and creamy. Etymology: stash + pile (like stockpile) Created by: remistram.

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James

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