DEFINITION: n. A person in deep denial who crams into their old clothing which is now somewhat unflattering, and perhaps several sizes too small. v. To wear clothing from your “younger days” just to prove that you still got it.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Ouchfit: /ouchfit/ When Carl broke out an old outfit in honor of his class reunion he discovered that it had become an ouchfit. It was not only uncomfortable to wear it hurt his wife. She laughed so hard she pulled muscles. Even the dog was snickering. Etymology: ouch (used to express pain) + outfit (a set of clothes worn together, typically for a particular occasion or purpose) Created by: artr.
Sadtire: /sad tyre/ Helen lost 100 pounds and was delighted to be able to get into her old clothes, including her skimpy bikini…one of the first ever made. She thought she looked hip, young and sexy as she showed off her beach wear to her husband Tom. “Don’t I look young again?” , she asked him. “You are deluded if you think you are going to sadtire yourself like that on our cruise” he retorted. “The bikini looks great, but you need to iron the wrinkles out of your birthday suit!” Etymology: Sad (bad; unfortunate) & Attire (put on special clothes to appear particularly appealing and attractive) Created by: Nosila.
Retrohno: /rhett roh noh/ He had a body that turned the retro look into the retrohno look, but not the eyesight to notice it. Etymology: retro oh no Created by: galwaywegian.
Fatorialist: /phat-ore-ee-al-ist/ Mabel, a seasoned fatorialist, started her own website called “The Fatorialist” and posted pictures of herself squeezed into her favorite clothing, mostly from the 1940s. She also posted pictures of random people she came across who she thought looked as dashing as her in their ill-fitting rags. Etymology: fat + sartorialist Created by: remistram.
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