DEFINITION: n. A cell phone which is used to keep grocery lists, find recipes, photograph food, set timers, convert measurements, and play the Macarena while you cook. v. To use your cell phone as a kitchen appliance.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Kcellomatic: /kay sell o mat tik/ Vince was always coming up with great moneymaking schemes and ideas for new products. His most recent was the kcellomatic…the cell phone that can dice, slice, chop, pulverize and add lots of nutrition to your pizza and other fast foods by adding finely chopped up fruits and veggies to fool the family. In between slicing and dicing, you can call friends, text people and take photos of the chopped thingies on top of your meals. Vince would do fine until he asked the potential client if they wanted to see his crushed nuts. Etymology: Kcell (Kaytell – famous inventor of household gimmicks sold on TV) & Cell (as in cell phone) & Vegomatic (one of the original inventions of Popeil,sold through paid programming, designed to make life easier for the little woman!) Created by: Nosila.
Ippliance: /īplīəns/ Tim has one of the most expensive kitchen ippliances available. He bought the new iPhone but just couldn’t figure out how to use it so it now functions as a spoon rest, trivet and mini cutting board. Etymology: i (iphone) + appliance (a device or piece of equipment designed to perform a specific task, typically a domestic one) Created by: artr.
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