DEFINITION: n. The embarrassing situation which occurs when a someone says “I love you” and you cannot say it back because you don’t “love them”, you just “like them”. v. To feel uncomfortable when someone says “I love you.”
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Jiltguilt: /j ill t g ill t/ she felt some jiltguilt, but remained strong in her conviction that the best he was going to be was a frog Etymology: jilt guilt Created by: galwaywegian.
Unrequiteable: /un ree kwyt ab bil/ Trying to gently turn him down, Maria told Kermit that there was a language barrier between them. Kermit cared not at all. She told him that she did not know if she was ready for tadpoles. Again he gazed at her with bulging eyes. Finally, she told him bluntly that his ardor for her was unrequiteable. He looked despondent and afraid that he might go off and croak, she watched him hop up to a pretty girl on the road. The pretty girl bent down and kissed Kermit and poof! didn’t he turn into a tall handsome Prince? He turned to Maria and said, “When I said “ribbit” it does not mean “I love you”…it means “Kiss me and become my Princess!” Maria toadally got it wrong! Etymology: Unrequited (not returned in kind, not mutual) & Able (having inherent physical or mental ability or capacity to do something) Created by: Nosila.
Discomloveulated: /diskÉ™mlÉ™vyÉ™lÄted/ Sue had a great time on her blind date with Bob. She was however completely discomloveulated when he proposed on their second date. Etymology: discombobulated (disconcert or confuse someone) + love (an intense feeling of deep affection) Created by: artr.
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