Shepiglovified: But you’re just a big, fat pig!

DEFINITION: v. To find your one, true love but to be unable, or unwilling, to recognize it. n. A perfect match, warts and all.

But you're just a big, fat pig!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Shepiglovified: /she-pig-lov-ified/ Sally Snout was certain that Wilbur Wart was the one. Some people would say Sally was shepiglovified. However, her shepiglovity would soon turn south when she saw Wilbur with Petunia Piggy…rolling in the mud. Etymology: Combination of the words she, pig, love and ified to make it sound like an affliction. Created by: Kallystie.

Sowlmate: /saw el mate/ All those penned up feelings came out at last, when Sty Stallone and his partner, Piggy Lee, had a banger of a fight. Even though he snorted about her, he knew she was oinkredible. She was his sowlmate and thanks to weee-harmony.com, he had found his hamelot. And swine not? She gave him tenderloins. Etymology: Sow (an adult female pig or hog) & Solemate (a person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner) Created by: Nosila.

Imperaffection: /impərəfekshən/ When they first met John & Jane were not attracted to each other. Neither is exactly a runway model but after hanging out for a while imperaffection set in. Beauty may only be skin deep but these two are happy down to their bones. Etymology: imperfect (faulty) + affection (a gentle feeling of fondness or liking) Created by: artr.

Pigpenpals: /p igg p enn pahls/ “we’ve got to be pigpenpals” she whispered. “I’m a hog for you baby” he replied. Etymology: penpals pigpen Created by: galwaywegian.

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