DEFINITION: n. Creams, potions, and other concoctions which allegedly make you look younger by removing wrinkles, tightening the skin, and removing age spots. v. To apply creams to your skin in a desperate attempt to make yourself look younger.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Juventures: /djoo ven churz/ Edna went on one of her juventures every evening before bed. She applied the ridicuously expensive beauty cream purported to take years off her face, in en ffort to look young again. Some mornings she thought she had really poncedeleoned herself, but once she put her glasses on, the lines in her face reappeared. The only part of youth she seemed to rediscover was the fact that her face also broke out. This is what middle age is really about she thought…when you have to use Oil of Olay and Clearasil at the same time! Etymology: Juvenile (a youthful person) & Adventures (take a risk in the hope of a favorable outcome) Created by: Nosila.
Rejuvelixir: /rijoÅvÉ™liksÉ™r/ Joan’s insomnia had effects that were unexpected. Watching TV late at night, she was susceptible to infomercials for every new revuvelixir. She liked to think they were doing something good but all they really did was rejuvannihilate her bank account. Etymology: rejuvenate (make someone or something look or feel younger) + elixir (a preparation supposedly able to prolong life indefinitely) Created by: artr.
Eliminaging: /ell im in ay jing/ Her eliminaging regimen was so effective but toxic she eliminated a regiment. Etymology: eliminating aging Created by: galwaywegian.
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