DEFINITION: v. To offer pre-approved credit, loans or sweepstake prizes in order to lock the some poor sucker into permanent usury. n. Junk mail, spam or telemarketing offers for pre-approved credit and loans.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Telesharketing: /teləshärkiting/ Jill screens all her calls. She has her roommate sort through her mail, because she has found that she is far too susceptible to telesharketing. Next she may have to give up watching television. Etymology: telemarketing (the marketing of goods or services by means of telephone calls, typically unsolicited, to potential customers) + shark (a person who unscrupulously exploits or swindles others) Created by: artr.
Comments on Telesharketing:
galwaywegian, 2010-09-07: 04:58:00
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Blondissue: /blond issss ew/ The bank offered a blondissue which, if you didn’t read the small print, was to dye for. Etymology: bond issue, blonde Created by: galwaywegian.
Owemen: /o men/ Carol could not believe her luck. She had gotten in her mailbox the chance to get a pre-approved credit card. It was low interest (2%) for the first 3 months and then ballooned to 30% after that. She wanted to apply, but talked to her Mom first. Her Mom made her rip up the offer and chuck it away. She told her such a come-on was an owemen…she would owe men money for the rest of her days if she signed up! Etymology: Owe (be in debt) & Men (people) and play on Omen (a prediction of your future) Created by: Nosila.
Lendanger: /len DAYN jer/ Aiyo Yu keeps getting calls from PityBank (motto: “We Want to Help You Feel Forever In Our Debt”) offering her the “opportunity” to roll her balances on other cards “free of charge” into the card she holds from this particular company. She also gets mailings from the same company inviting her to apply for various-sized loans that would pay off all her debts and give her “just one convenient monthly payment.” These lendangering practices are helping a lot – helping PityBank, that is. She doesn’t seem to realize that rolling all your outstanding debts into one payment is only helpful if you actually pay down the balance every month, and don’t run up new balances. Most of her paycheck is a lendangered species at this point. Etymology: endanger + lend Created by: karenanne.
Comments on Lendanger:
Nosila, 2010-09-07: 21:10:00
An all-too familiar tale, sadly!
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