Damprune: I just can’t relax in the shower

DEFINITION: v. To take a really long, relaxing, shower; so long in fact, that you loose concept of time. n. A prolonged shower that uses up a whole tank of hot water and leaves the bather looking like a boiled raisin.

I just can't relax in the shower

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Damprune: /damproōn/ Jeremy was told that a hot shower can give your skin a fresh healthy look. After overdoing it for nearly an hour his new look is more like a damprune. Etymology: damp (slightly wet) + damn + prune (a plum preserved by drying, having a black, wrinkled appearance) Created by: artr.

Scrublutions: /skrub loo shuns/ When Dr. Who does his scrublutions, he does so in his shower cabinet that looks like a red British phone booth. He calls it his Tardishower. By the time he is finished washing every part of him and then some,over and over,he has crossed into another time and dimension. This is how he makes a clean getaway… Etymology: Scrub (wash thoroughly;the act of cleaning a surface by rubbing it with a brush and soap and water) & Ablutions (ritual washing) TARDIS (acronym for Dr.Who’s travel chamber…Time And Relative Dimensions in Space) Created by: Nosila.

Dipvanwrinkle: /dip van rink el/ Her dipvanwrinkle on her wedding night lasted so long that when she reappeared, the honeymoon was over. Etymology: dip, wrinkle, rip van winkle Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Dipvanwrinkle:

artr, 2010-09-10: 13:22:00
Nice!

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