Blotus: Omigod! She’s goosing me!

DEFINITION: v. To gasp and go rigid with shock when someone unexpectedly hugs you. n. The gasping sound, and associated rigid body reaction, which a person who is “not comfortable with physical intimacy”, emits when they are unexpectedly hugged.

Omigod! She's goosing me!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Blotus: /blo tus/ When the photo op presented itself for the first meeting between Queen Elizabeth 11 and Michelle Obama,at Buckingham Palace, after the G20 Conference, the Queen let out a blotus. When asked later how she felt after recovering from the encounter, Her Majesty said in her usual dead-pan manner, “We were touched!” Etymology: Blow (gasp;forceful exhalation through the nose or mouth) & FLOTUS (acronym for First Lady Of The United States…used by her Secret Service detail and itinerary planners) Naturally her spouse is called POTUS, but that is a whole nother story… Created by: Nosila.

Asskew: /ass kew/ Her emotions went asskew.what should one do Etymology: askew, ass Created by: galwaywegian.

Bumfounded: /bəmfounded/ When the hug accidentally slid south the Queen was bumfounded. Etymology: bum (bottom) dumbfounded (greatly astonish or amaze) Created by: artr.

Comments on Bumfounded:

galwaywegian, 2010-10-19: 09:36:00
genius 🙂

Whecuddleeze: /we-cudd-ul-eeze/ She tried not to whecuddleeze when he grabbed her on the trapeze with the greatest of ease. Etymology: wheeze + cuddle Created by: remistram.

Comments on Whecuddleeze:

Nosila, 2010-10-19: 23:46:00
What a tease!

remistram, 2010-10-20: 09:33:00
oh please!

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