Universillness: Don’t get too close. It might be contagious…

DEFINITION: n. A sick planet which has a cold, a fever, and some kind of weird infection. v. To be worried sick about the health of the planet, because you know the problem is really the people.

Don't get too close. It might be contagious...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Universillness: /yoōnəvərsilnis/ The citizens of Mars have voted to study the science of moving their planet to another solar system to get away from the universillness called Earth. Etymology: universe/universal (all existing matter and space considered as a whole; the cosmos) + illness (a disease or period of sickness affecting the body or mind) Created by: artr.

Galaxative: /gal ax a tiv/ Old Mother Earth had been long been in a constipative state when it came to ridding her heavenly body of toxins. Some Earthlings feared that it was getting too late to give her a galaxative to rid herself of the cosmic damage inflicted by her inhabitants. Etymology: Galaxy ((astronomy) a collection of star systems; any of the billions of systems each having many stars and nebulae and dust) & Laxative (a mild cathartic;stimulating evacuation)
Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Galaxative:

galwaywegian, 2010-11-04: 04:29:00
stellar!

Deglobecay: /dee-globe-kay/ The rotting stench of Earth’s deglobecay could be detected by foreign beings high up in the stratosphere. So much so that they created a Febreeze spray bottle the size of Pluto. Etymology: decay (sick & rotting) + globe (planet) Created by: remistram.

Urachoonus: /U R ACHEW NUS/ It looks like a nice place to visit, but the Urachoonus is getting to the breaking point down there. Etymology: Uranus + A Sneeze Created by: idavecook.

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