DEFINITION: v. To whack someone over the head with a pot (or any other handy utensil), because they won’t do what you say. n. A complaint about someone who doesn’t do things the way you want.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Whinerack: /whyne rak/ When Crackin’ Rosie could not get her way with her spouse, Corky Merlot, she would use the wine rack as a whinerack and sack him on the head. He was mulling over grabbing a cab and leaving her to cross the bordeaux,and run off with his girlfriend, Sweet Sherry. To his riesling, any port in a storm was better than living a lie and becoming Pinot keyo. Being married to Rosie had become a real champain. Etymology: Whine (to complain;a complaint uttered in a plaintive whining way)& Rack (torment emotionally or mentally;an instrument of torture)& Wordplay on Wine Rack (a wooden or metal frame used to store bottles of wine horizontally)
Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Whinerack:
karenanne, 2010-11-11: 16:25:00
Pinot keyo – I had to sound that out, then I got it! Funny… : )Nosila, 2010-11-11: 18:55:00
I heard of a wine for seniors…you can drink it all night and not have to get up to visit the toilet…it’s called Pinot More!
Differenceofopanion: /dih fer en sov oh pahn yun/ Mr. Velcro wasn’t as smooth as he thought, judging by the scars received from his latest differenceofopanion Etymology: difference of opinion, pan Created by: galwaywegian.
Spatulicks: /spachəlikz/ Lidia likes her boyfriend to help her in the kitchen. He isn’t so willing to volunteer. She doesn’t tolerate any variance from her way of doing things. Whatever utensil she has in her hand may be used to correct his technique. He might end up with spatulicks, ladlelumps or even whiskwhacks. He makes a point of leaving the room whenever she is working with a knife or fork. Etymology: spatula (an implement with a broad, flat, blunt blade, used for mixing and spreading things) + licks (a smart blow) Created by: artr.
Rebelkettle: /rebb-l-kett-l/ He was thankful that she didn’t rebelkettle him with the heavy Le Crueset dutch oven pot, instead she grabbed the closest thing – the electric hand mixer which she plugged in and proceeded to stride towards him aiming carefully at his hair, beaters whirring. Etymology: rebel (revolt, defy) + kettle (pot or canister) Created by: remistram.
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