Biodigarette: Thank goodness these things are biodegradable!

DEFINITION: n. A “natural process” which, smokers believe, makes cigarette butts magically disappear. v. To clean up someone else’s butts.

Thank goodness these things are biodegradable!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Biodigarette: /bīō-d-ig-a-ret/ Peter threw his fag end to the floor, assuming it would eventually biodegarette. Etymology: biodegrade + cigarette Created by: CharlieB.

Cigracadabra: /sigrəkədabrə/ Too many smokers think that some sort of cigracadabra happens when they toss their spent butts to the ground. Etymology: cigarette (a thin cylinder of finely cut tobacco rolled in paper for smoking) + abracadabra (a word said by magicians when performing a magic trick) Created by: artr.

Stubrub: /stub-rub/ As the only nonsmoker, George watched the stubrub process in awe, thinking to himself what little it did for the sidewalk. Etymology: Stub [the final remnants of a smoked cigarette] + Rub [To remove by pressure and friction] Created by: EonaFrae.

Comments on Stubrub:

galwaywegian, 2011-01-15: 07:00:00
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Tobaccgone: /to bak gawn/ When Diane DuMaurier met Peter Jackson, it was love at first sight. Their first date was at a Matinee and afterwards they went to the Lucky Strike Bowling Alley. He puffed away, one cigarette after another and seemed to think all the butts would evaporate away in a tobaccgone process. When she realized he left a mess behind, she ran off with the Marlboro Man. Peter thought that took a lot of Gauloise to do such a thing. They were last seen trying to Export A Camel. Etymology: Tobacco (leaves of the tobacco plant dried and prepared for smoking or ingestion) & Gone (having all been spent;away;former) Created by: Nosila.

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