Ultraprocrastination: Wait for the perfect pitch…

DEFINITION: n. A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity. v. To be excessively patient.

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VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ultraprocrastination: /altra-prau-krsti-nation/ people with ultraprocrastination have never been men of action. Etymology: ultra means very hight or excessive one. procrastination means to delay or not taking action. Created by: Ahmad.

Foreverbearance: /for ever ber ans/ Baseball had not been very, very good to Joe. He waited patiently for the perfect pitch. He should switch, he’d never get rich, he made others twitch, he’d get jock-itch, there was always a glitch and many thought that the hitch was because he was under the spell of a witch. But Joe had foreverbearance. Most people thought he should play hockey and be satisfied being a Toronto Maple Leaf instead. Afterall he’d be in good company waiting for a Stanley Cup win since 1967! Etymology: Forever (for a limitless time) & Forbearance (good-natured tolerance of delay) Created by: Nosila.

Overdostoic: /oh-ver-doh-stow-ick/ People sometimes wondered if Jim’s placid acceptance in the face of life’s onslaughts was motivated less by monastic zen, and more by an innate laziness and overdostoicism. Etymology: overdose (an excessive amount) + stoic (one who is indifferent and free of passion) Created by: CharlieB.

Letharjectivism: /leth-ahr-JEC-tiv-iz-um/ The coach, while watching Billy during practice, realized the boy suffered from letharjectivism which caused him to hold his swing unless the pitch was absolutely perfect, and as a result he would need to cut Billy from the team. Etymology: A pairing of lethargic (a severe lack of motivation) and perfectionism (striving for the paradigm). Created by: buck180.

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