DEFINITION: n., A semi-conscious state experienced by early morning commuters on a subway, bus or car. v., To mentally transport oneself in the opposite direction of which you are traveling.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Transportmental: /trans port men tal/ When Henry was in one of his Zen-like moods, he used the long commute by public transit as a transportmental meditation opportunity. Indeed he did this so often, the conductor would tell him…your fare will cost Zen dollars…ha, ha, ha! Etymology: Transport (move something or somebody around; usually over long distances)
& Transcedental Meditation(existing outside of or not in accordance with nature;continuous and profound contemplation or musing on a subject or series of subjects of a deep or abstruse nature) Created by: Nosila.
Ampaired: /am – pared/ Christine felt totally ampaired this morning. She got on the train, sleepwalked to her seat and fell back asleep. Etymology: am (A.M.) abbreviation for morning + impaired (not operating in a normal manner). Created by: mweinmann.
Triptripping: /tripp tripp ing/ He triptripped happily all the way home from the dentist He wondered if it was anything to do with the trancy dental medication. Etymology: trip as in journey, trip as in wow. Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Triptripping:
Nosila, 2011-06-07: 22:48:00
trancy dental medication…uncrowned genius!
Buzzride: /bəzrīd/ Richard’s doctor told him that he needs to give up coffee. This has changed his morning commute into a buzzride. When he gets to work he gets a jumpstart by spiking his Redbull with 5-Hour Energy. This wakes him up but keeps him from blinking til lunchtime. Etymology: buzz (the feeling of being mildly intoxicated) + bus ride Created by: artr.
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