DEFINITION: v., To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n., An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Goferloafer: /gÅfÉ™rlÅfÉ™r/ When Harry hired his nephew as an office assistant, he thought he would get some much-needed help. What he got was a goferloafer. Where Harry saw somebody to run errands, the nephew saw the insides of his eyelids. Etymology: gofer (a person who runs errands) + loafer (a person who idles time away) Created by: artr.
Noughty: /Nought-tee/ Sid’s noughtiness left Kelly wondering whether she’d kissed the wrong toad. Etymology: Nought – Nothing. Created by: wordslikevenom.
Comments on Noughty:
wordslikevenom, 2011-06-17: 06:37:00
Well, it was news to me!wordslikevenom, 2011-06-17: 06:47:00
Wow! Super alchololicbrainfade day.
Slelper: /slel-per/ “George, I asked you to give me a hand with this but you’re just sitting there. You such a slelper!” Etymology: sl(ack)+ (h)elper Created by: Inniscor.
Disbeerchanted: /dis-beer-chan-ted/ Ray was so disbeerchanted with Liz’s demands that he couldn’t move. Etymology: Added beer in the middle of disenchanted after taking off the ‘en’ using only dis and chanted with beer in the middle- Disappointed or disillusioned and doesn’t care because the beer has numbed that part of your brain. Created by: abrakadeborah.
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