DEFINITION: n., The withering glare one casts down on a non-existent trip-hazard after stumbling for no apparent reason. v. tr., To fixate on an imaginary object, or person, in order to externalize the blame for one’s own shortcomings.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Fauxcus: /FO-kus/ He fauxcused on Jim as the person responsible for the empty cookie jar. Etymology: faux, focus Created by: flyingheadlice.
Glowerpower: /glaow er pow er/ When Sally teetered on way too high shoes, she had more than one occasion to use her glowerpower. She would stumblegrumble and aimblame when she had a griptrip and almost wiped out. Everything but the killer shoes was a haltfault. Her walkknock should be blamed insteasd on her stylerevile and pridestride. Etymology: Glower (to stare;look at with a fixed gaze) & Power (one possessing or exercising power or influence or authority)
Created by: Nosila.
Witherump: /wee-thur-ump/ Whenever David tripped up he would witherump the ground, aiming to blame a non existant trip hazard Etymology: Wither – to stare at with hate.
Hump – small bump Created by: CrayonWarrior.
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