DEFINITION: v., To share your feelings with a customer service representative by using a perceived product deficiency to express your own sense of inadequacy and/or deep seated rage against the world. n., An irritating or annoying customer.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Custobluster: /kÉ™stÉ™blÉ™stÉ™r/ The store wasn’t even open yet but there he was, Mr. Bellow. At least that’s what Carlos and his coworkers call him. He is full of custobluster, all too ready to scream and yell about whatever minor issue he could find. He doesn’t really worry Carlos that much. He can easily be distracted by the introduction of the newest â€shiny thingâ€. Etymology: customer (a person or organization that buys goods or services from a store or business) + bluster (talk in a loud, aggressive, or indignant way with little effect) Created by: artr.
Paintron: /payn tron/ Most customers are nice. They are happy you help them, grateful when you go out of your way to serve them. They are true patrons, they pay your wages. Then there is the paintron, he makes you earn your wages and then some. Although he is only one in a hundred, he makes noise and aggravation enough for the other ninety-nine. You may not remember all the nice ones, but you can never forget the bad ones. Thank goodness they are in the minority! Etymology: Pain (emotional distress; a fundamental feeling that people try to avoid;a bothersome annoying person)& Patron (client, customer) Created by: Nosila.
Flustomer: /flus toh mer/ Working in retail, I’ve had many a flustomer in my face! Etymology: Fluster (angry, upset) + Customer (one who buys things from someone else) Created by: Biscotti.
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