DEFINITION: The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Dotcompromised: /dot-compromized/ He was so dotcompromised that he couldn’t function at all without being hooked up to his umbilical mouse. Etymology: dot com + compromise Created by: Jabberwocky.
Internutty: /In + ter + nut + ee/ I’d probably be able to find my keys if I could go online and search for them… I guess I’m a bit internutty. Etymology: internet + nutty Created by: Osomatic.
Dogpiled: /dawg-pi-uhled/ He had Googled, Yahooed, MSN’d, and Asked Jeeves, but he was dogpiled and still couldn’t figure out which slot in the drawer the spoons went. Etymology: Dogpile “All the best search engines piled into one.”; dog pile – what my mother used to call my bed Created by: purpleartichokes.
Yahumm: /yah umm/ “Where is Tiberius? Where is he?†Julius exclaimed. The makeshift portable canopy from umbrellas and duct protected the penguin he was holding from the harsh morning sun. They new taking this long to load them into the truck would be trouble. “Christ, I’m holding him here, you yahumm. Your wikipenguina is of no help, eh?†Etymology: yahoo (person and service) + umm Created by: jadenguy.
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