Flatuluctant: Please excuse me while I eructate.

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

Please excuse me while I eructate.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Flatuluctant: /flat-choo-luck-tunt/ Bill was flatuluctant when it came to eating at Burrito Barn. Mexican food was no reason hold back for the sake of manners. It was fiesta time for his digestion. Etymology: flatulence+reluctant Created by: youmustvotenato.

Sarfartic: /SAR-FAR-TIK/ Dave, you’re so sarfartic that your shit doesn’t even smell. Etymology: A really unfunny fart. Created by: idavecook.

Flatentionalist: /flat ten shun al ist/ Rudy was aptly named. He loved nothing better than to gross out his sister during meal times with displays of gas release at will. He was quite anal about it. He was a flatentionalist and and should have known better since he was now farty years old. Etymology: Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)& Intentionalist (someone who believes or assumes that the meanings of a text are determined mainly by the stated or implied intentions of the author) Created by: Nosila.

Ruedischarge: /roōdischärj/ Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch? Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit) Created by: artr2.

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