DEFINITION: To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Twistory: /TWIHST-ur-ee/ Alex’s girlfriend stormed out of the room, “I NEVER dated you, you are twistory to me!” Etymology: twist + history + story Created by: mplsbohemian.
Chronoflamming: /KROHN-oh-flam-ming/ Twila often mailed post-dated checks to the utility companies, just in case she was a few dollars short, which was still one of the more harmless ways she expressed her congenital need to engage in daily chronoflamming. Etymology: Chrono- (time prefix) + flamming (trickery or deception) Created by: Kyoti.
Mudate: /MEW-date/ Like Joseph Stalin did with Russian history, Fred had to mudate his past. So Fred went through a transmudation, eliminating from his life all the dates and events which he didn’t like, especially his first wife and their divorce. His transmudation was such a liberating experience he wrote a best seller self-help book “Mudate Your Way To Success and Happiness”. Etymology: mutate + date Created by: Stevenson0.
Retrovise: /RET ro vize/ They decided to retrovise their daughter’s birthday to AFTER the wedding. Etymology: retro: backward, and vise: see or view Created by: ChristopherAndersen.
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Be Creative,
James