DEFINITION: v. A software update or patch which uses up a ton of memory and hard drive space, stalling the computer with a crippling case of performance anxiety. n. To stall out a computer by installing a software “upgrade”.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Adopeytablet: /Ah : dope : ee : tab : let/ It was no flash in the pan, Kernal Panic thought as he looked blankly at the draped screen on his new Adopeytablet. The last time this happened they told me it would be the last time this happened, so the Kernals recursion relationship with technology trundled on. I guess that’s some kinda feedback loop or loop-the-loop. Etymology: A : indefinite article : Dopey : drugged up or slow dwarf : Tablet : Pill, may be screened (6 letters).
Pun on Adobe : A byword for nightmareish yet essential software, bring a tonne of RAM. Created by: scrabbelicious.
Vaiogra: /vai ou gra/ Minnie knew she had used too much vaiogra to upgrade her computer’s performance. It had been more than four hours since she had not been able to turn off the computer and so it was now time to head to the PC emergency ward, before her terminal became terminal. Etymology: Vaio ( a sub-brand used for many of Sony’s computer products. Originally an acronym of Video Audio Integrated Operation, this was amended to Visual Audio Intelligent Organizer in 20080 & Viagra (virility drug (trade name Viagra) used to treat erectile dysfunction in men)
Created by: Nosila.
Upgreyed: /up graeed/ the upgrade upgreyed Etymology: upgrade greyed out Created by: galwaywegian.
Upstallation: /like installation, with up at the beginning./ “watch out man, that Starcraft patch gave me some major upstallation” Etymology: Created by: BitCrack.
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