DEFINITION: n. A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v. To look for love in the wrong places.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Stalkmarket: /stok mar ket/ When Bessie and Clarabelle were looking for dates, they went to the local stalkmarket. It never worked as their chosen dates turned it into a night of whine and roses. Where could they find love that would allow them to live happily heifer after? Etymology: Stalk (the act of following prey stealthily) & Stock Market(an exchange where security trading is conducted by professional stockbrokers) & Meat Market(not just an actual shop for selling meat, but slang for a bar where people pick up each other) Created by: Nosila.
Proflidate: /Proff-lee-date/ Dave will never find love while he continues to be proflidate.
Sharon realized that proflidating was getting her nowhere. Etymology: From dating (To go on a date or dates with) and profligate (adj. unrestrained by convention or morality; “Congreve draws a debauched aristocratic society”; “deplorably dissipated and degraded”; “riotous living”; “fast women”) AND (noun. someone who dissipates resources self-indulgently or a wasteful person) Created by: Negatrev.
Missguided: /mis-gahy-did/ Harry’s search for amour is often missguided. He thought he had discovered a gold mine when he came across a neighborhood bar called the Velvet Boot that was frequented primarily by females. His flirtation always seems to be with Miss IDon’tThinkSo. Etymology: miss (to fail to encounter, meet, catch) + Miss (a title of respect prefixed to the name of a unmarried woman) misguided (misled; mistaken) Created by: artr2.
Concupid: /Con cue pid/ Rick was concupid looking for love in the pharmacy. Marta said, “Suzy is so concupid.” Etymology: Con=Anti; Against
Cupid= A symbol of love
Therefor; Against a symbol of love Created by: spotter.
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