DEFINITION: n. Redundant and often clumsy preparations made before meeting with a “professional” — like a hairdresser, dentist or cleaning lady. v. To prepare for a meeting with a professional by trying to hide the fact that you desperately need their services.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Fakeitz: /fake-its/ Buffy would often rush her husband, Biffy to clean before the maid arrived, and he would snarl and call her a fakeitz, for not allowing anyone to see the real way they lived. Etymology: Fake-
It- Created by: abrakadeborah.
Desperablution: /dess perr ab loo shun/ she was so tired from her desperablutions, she fell into a trancindental state during the interview and agreed to pay the cleaner more than she earned herself. Etymology: desperation, ablutions Created by: galwaywegian.
Madeservice: /mayd ser vis/ Jorge & Beth had their very own madeservice. The day that the home cleaners were due, they would scrub their house from top to bottom to show those strangers how clean they were…it was a redumbdant effort, which also cost them a fortune! Etymology: Maid Service (home cleaning paid to others to do) & Made (to make oneself) Created by: Nosila.
Redundental: /ri-duhn-den-tl/ Tim did such a job of preparing for his tooth cleaning that his visit was largely redundental. Etymology: redundant (being in excess; exceeding what is usual or natural) + dental (of or pertaining to dentistry or a dentist) Created by: artr2.
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