Queuecumber: But I was here first!

DEFINITION: n. The feelings that well up inside of you when you’re waiting for service and another person, who arrived after you did, gets waited first! v. To wait and wait in line, only to watch other people jump the queue.

But I was here first!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Queuecumber: /kew kum ber/ George was a right queuecumber. He’d line up every day for the commuter train and sure enough, some selfish person would muscle past him at the last minute and get on before him, usually taking his favourite seat. One day, that guy got on George’s last nerve. He shoved him under the tracks as the train was pulling out. George had a one-track mind and the pushy guy is now a choocumber. Etymology: Queue (line up of people) & Encumber (hold back) Created by: Nosila.

Cutniption: /kut-nip-shuhn/ Jerry just about had a cutniption when people appeared to be butting in the line waiting to get into the club. Yeah, sure they are EMTs dealing with an ill patron but shouldn’t they have to wait like everybody else. At least the sick person should have had the courtesy of falling out of the queue. Etymology: conniption (fit, temper fit) + cut (to move or thrust oneself abruptly between others) Created by: artr2.

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