DEFINITION: v. To yell at a store clerk for correctly doing something that is clearly part of their job. n. A shopper who believes, as a “customer”, it’s their duty to bother, berate and belittle the people who serve them.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Cusstomer: /kuss tum err/ There is an old Irish proverb… The cusstomer is always shite Etymology: customer cuss Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Cusstomer:
algypug, 2012-04-01: 13:38:00
perfect.
Clientelloff: /klahy-uhn-tel-awf/ Kyle is a jerk. He somehow thinks it is his duty to correct any wrong behavior which is usually defined as anything different than what he would do. When he decided to to clientelloff the clerk she turned the tables on him and left him in clientears. Etymology: clientele (the clients or customers, as of a professional person or shop, considered collectively; a group or body of clients) + tell-off (to rebuke severely; scold) Created by: artr2.
Scornsumer: /skorn soo mer/ Wilbur was the ultimate scornsumer. The nicer a clerk or cashier was to him, the nastier he treated them. But Wilbur finally met his match in old Maxine, the gargoyle who worked in his local liquor store. She was a miserable old boot and gave him back the kind of treatment he dished out to service people. They have now been an item for 4 months… Etymology: Scorn (open disrespect for a person or thing; lack of respect accompanied by a feeling of intense dislike) & Consumer (client, patron,someone who pays for goods or a service) Created by: Nosila.
Frankify: // Etymology: Created by: fabdiva.
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