DEFINITION: n. Advice which is asked for, considered, and then promptly forgotten — until it is too late. v. To ask for, listen to, and then reject or ignore advice.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Contrijection: /cont ri jek shin / After asking my permission, which was immediately denied, she nevertheless ignored my wishes and contrijected me then and there, by turning around and displaying it as a done deal on her body! Etymology: portmanteau (?) of contribution + rejection Created by: Koekbroer.
Wisdampen: /wiz-dam-pen/ Sarah was outraged when the new barista suggested that she substitute soy for milk in her morning latte.
‘If I want your wisdampen, I’ll ask for it’, she barked. Etymology: Wisdom – experience/knowledge. Dampen – throw cold water on. Created by: fabdiva.
Ignarnate: /Ihg-nar-nate/ My wife’s tattoo is now droopy and it looks dilapidated. When we were younger she chose to ignarnate my advice and now she’s paying for it. Etymology: Created by: jynx102.
Inknored: /ink nord/ When Buffy asked her Pop if she should get a tattoo, he advised her against it. Afterall, he said, her tastes would change and she may regret it later. Imagine his surprise when his advice was inknored. Buffy came home with a wopping great rockband tattoo on her arm. Pop should have showed her his Twisted Sister tattoo on his buttock… Etymology: Ink (tattoo) & Ignored (disregarded) Created by: Nosila.
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