Monotasker: Please don’t try to watch TV and eat at the same time!

DEFINITION: n. A person who gets completely disoriented whenever they try to do more that one thing at a time. v. To make a big mess because you are trying to do too many things at once.

Please don't try to watch TV and eat at the same time!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Monotasker: /moh noh tas ker/ That Doug is such a monotasker, He just spilled his nachos because the movie started. Etymology: mono + task Created by: Koekbroer.

Multitaxing: /muhl-tee-tak-sing/ Nobody wants to admit how slow-witted Jeremy is, afterall, he is the boss. Doing more than one thing at a time is multitaxing for him. He often has to hold his breath to form a thought. Etymology: multitasking (the carrying out of two or more tasks at the same time by one person) + taxing (to make heavy demands on; strain) Created by: artr2.

Disorientexpress: /dis oree ent ex pres/ Between operating the TV remote, eating, drinking burping and talking on the phone and to the TV set, Bruno was working the disorientexpress. He set the record for making the fastest mess on the couch for his wife Debbie to try and clean, as she cooked dinner, watered the plants, did the laundry and dishes,fed the pets, balanced the books, vacuumed and got tomorrow’s lunches for everyone ready. It’s true, a woman’s work is never done… Etymology: Disorient (confuse, muddle,flummox) & WordPlay on Orient Express (The Orient Express is the name of a long-distance passenger train service originally operated by the Compagnie Internationale des Wagons-Lits. It ran from 1883 to 2009, from Paris to Istanbul.) Created by: Nosila.

Multicrasher: // Etymology: multi plus crash Created by: aljoseph.

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