DEFINITION: n. The horrible pain that comes from pulling a bandage off of hairy skin. v. To inflict pain or injure when removing a bandage.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Screap: /s-kuh-REEP/ OMG! Stop screaping me! Call yourself a nurse?! You’re not a nurse! You’re a crazy, sadistic, crazy sadist! Argh! STOP IT! Etymology: A mixture of ‘scream’ and ‘rip’ with a portion of ‘scrape’, which to me, is a pretty painful sounding word. Created by: Rhyme79.
Depilatorture: /dih-pil-uh-tawr-cher/ Most people subscribe to the “yank it off quickly” technique when it comes to removal of fur-laden band-aids. Slow removal is considered depilatorture. Etymology: depilatory (a mild liquid or cream that will temporarily removing unwanted hair from the body) + torture (the act of inflicting excruciating pain, as punishment or revenge, as a means of getting a confession or information, or for sheer cruelty) Created by: artr.
Feelastoplast: /fee las to plast/ When Doctor Pepper began to pull the sticky bandage off Norman’s hairy arm, Norman could feelastoplast the agony long before it even started. Etymology: Feel (produce a certain impression/sensation) & Elastoplast (an elastic adhesive bandage for covering cuts or wounds)
Created by: Nosila.
Skinflagration: /skin-fleh-GRAY-shun/ Hector yelled with the pain he felt across his skin as the large piece of tape was yanked off, calling it a skinflagration, as the sensation of burning was so intense. Etymology: Blend of ‘skin’ and ‘conflagration’. (fire; especially: a large disastrous fire) Created by: Mustang.
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