DEFINITION: v., to post sticky notes all over the place, including sticky notes to remind you to read the previously posted sticky notes. n., an obsessive compulsive dependency on sticky notes.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Postitution: /post it too shun/ We knew Sue’s compulsion to plaster her home with sticky notes to aid her poor memory had gone too far. Clawing their way through the rainbow of squares, the health inspectors condemned her home and slapped her with a charge of postitution. Note to self, Sue, consider this an intervention for your 3M addiction. Etymology: Post-It (brand of sticky notes) & WordPlay on Prostitution (offering sex for pay)
Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Postitution:
DrWebsterIII, 2012-10-25: 12:54:00
SENSATIONALhyperborean, 2012-10-25: 12:57:00
You nailed it!Rhyme79, 2012-10-25: 14:41:00
No, they’re sticky so you don’t need nails.DrWebsterIII, 2012-10-25: 15:53:00
ha ha ha Rhyme
Stickumpulsion: /stik-um-PUL-shun/ Phyllis had a severe case of stickumpulsion, wherein she’d create a stickum for every notion that entered her mind and would stick them on whatever appliance or kitchen cabinet that was near at hand. Etymology: Blend of ‘stickum’ (An adhesive substance) and ‘compulsion’ (n. a strong, usually irresistible impulse to perform an act, especially one that is irrational or contrary to one’s will) Created by: Mustang.
Memogamy: /Mem-AHH-guh-mee/ Four of my Five wives agree, I’m really married to post-it notes. Remind me to remind them to not tell the neighbors I practice Memogamy. Etymology: From (Memo: a note) + (gamy: marriage as in menogamy or polygamy) Created by: SethelMerman.
Lotechretary: /low TECK ruh terr ee/ By following her trail of Post-It notes, we were able to locate our lotechretary buried in a mountain of paper next to the mimeograph machine. Etymology: low tech (low technology) + secretary Created by: hyperborean.
Comments on Lotechretary:
DrWebsterIII, 2012-10-25: 12:16:00
WITTY!!!
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