Why… do… you… keep… looking… at… your… watch?

DEFINITION: A chronic slow talker, who plods relentlessly through long explications, even when everyone else has figured out what they are trying to say.

Why...  do...  you...  keep... looking... at... your...  watch?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Sloliloquist: /slow-lill-a-kwist/ Alas, poor Rick, was such a slowliloquist that he would never again tread the boards as Hamlet. He was still to-being or not-to-being when the last members of the audience reached home. Etymology: slow + soliloquist Created by: petaj.

Loqwaitcious: /loh-KWAYT-shuhs/ Alex fell asleep during the loqwaitcious ramblings of his date’s explaining how she had finally come to the decision to go out with him. Etymology: loquacious (talkative) + wait Created by: mplsbohemian.

Turtell: /tur-tell/ Bob was a true turtell. He was so slowquacious that by the time he yelled “Fire!”, the garage was nothing but a pile of smoldering embers. Etymology: turtle, tell Created by: purpleartichokes.

Yawnyacker: /yawn-yak-er/ Bill is such a yawnyacker – people have been known to commit suicide rather than wait for him to stop talking. Etymology: yawn + yack (persistent annoying chatter) Created by: logorrhoea.

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