Rumpledsheetskin: Why do you iron our sheets every night?

DEFINITION: n., The deep red lines and/or furrows, which appear on a person’s face after they have slept on wrinkled or creased bed sheets. v., To wake up and discover that your face matches your wrinkled bed sheets.

Why do you iron our sheets every night?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Rumpledsheetskin: /rum peld sheet skin/ If Betty did not iron Barney’s bedsheets each night and slip him a sleeping potion to allow him a calm night’s sleep, he’s wake up looking like a rumpledsheetskin. Etymology: Rumplestiltskin (Grimm Bros fairy tale character, an imp who makes a deal to have a young girl spin straw into gold…he did not live happily ever after) & Rumpled (wrinkled) Sheet (bedsheet) & Skin Wordplay. Created by: Nosila.

Creasipitation: /kree-sip-i-tey-shuh n/ Tonight’s forecast; dark with an 80% chance of creasipitation. That’s right, those wrinkles are just gonna rain down on your face. Etymology: crease (a wrinkle, especially one on the face) + precipitation ( rain, snow, sleet, dew, etc, formed by condensation of water vapour in the atmosphere) Created by: artr.

Lininjury: /lin-IN-jery/ In spite of her concerted efforts to avoid the condition, Sheila continued to wake up every morning with a moderately severe lininjury from having slept with her face buried in the wrinkled sheets. Etymology: Blend of ‘linen’ and ‘injury’. Created by: Mustang.

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