DEFINITION: v., To share your feelings with a customer service representative by using a perceived product deficiency to express your own sense of inadequacy and/or deep seated rage against the world. n., An irritating or annoying customer.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Whinexpert: /whyn ex pert/ John came into the venders every week, bought 2 bottles of the chaepest plonk he could find and then complained about them next week. He was quite the whinexpert and grew so annoying, the finally barred him from the shop. Etymology: Whine (complain in annoying manner) & Wordplay on Wine Expert (oenophile;connoisseur) Created by: Nosila.
Caustomer: /kaws-tuh-mer/ Jerry is perfect for the complaint department. He can tolerate the worst caustomer because he really believes that his opinion is the only one that counts. Etymology: caustic (severely critical or sarcastic) + customer (a person who purchases goods or services from another; buyer) Created by: artr.
Infermidate: /in-FIR-meh-dayt/ Waldo would try to infermidate customer service clerks with belligerently exaggerated complaints about products or services. Etymology: Blend of ‘infer’ (to hint; imply; suggest)and ‘intimidate’ (to make timid; fill with fear) Created by: Mustang.
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