DEFINITION: n. A pile of used and discarded tissues; may constitute a bio-hazard. v. To drop a used tissue on to the floor beside your bed or chair, because you are so sick you can barely move.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Phlegmbuoyance: /flem boy ants/ When Dougie was home sick, the zillions of tissues that he had sneezed, coughed and blown into were piled so high, his bed appeared to float on a sea of them.The fact that his jammies and bedding matched them, just demostrated to his servile mother his phlegmbuoyance. Etymology: Phlegm (expectorated matter, saliva and other fluids secreted from facial openings) & Buoyance(ability to keep something afloat) & Flamboyance(extravagant elaborateness)
Created by: Nosila.
Tississue: /tiss_ISS-yew/ Feeling rotten all over from the bug he was fighting Barry realized he had a potentially dangerous tississue with the growing pile of infectious kleenex but he just felt too lousy to make the necessary effort to deal with it Etymology: Blend of ’tissue’ (sanitary wipe) and ‘issue’ (in a state of controversy) Created by: Mustang.
Snotaclysm: /snot-a-kliz-uhm/ Hector’s bout with the flu and the resulting tissue pile left his bedroom looking like a total snotaclysm. Etymology: snot (mucus) + cataclysm (disaster) Created by: artr.
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