DEFINITION: v. To allow your pet to sleep in your bed even though it may squirrel into your pillows, hog all the sheets, and bulldoze you on to the floor. n. A pet which sleeps in its owner’s bed.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Crittermate: /crit-er-mayt/ Lacy and Louie had raised their blond lab, Herbie, since he was born and Herbie believed they were all crittermates, equals in every sense of the word and he joined them in all activities from meals to outings to bedtime. Etymology: Blend of ‘critter’ (slang for creature) and ‘mate’ (A person with whom one shares living quarters) Created by: Mustang.
Menagerieatrois: /men aj er ee a twa/ When Angus moved in with Cattelena, he herd that her bovine was to menagerieatrois with them. Sometimes he wondered about the hayrrangement. Suddenly, phrases like “Hit the Hay”, “BedSpread”,”Rustling the sheets”, “Udder ecstasy”,”Ride a Limousin” and “DetOX” took on a whole new meaning for him. And many’s a night he awoke Friesian because someone had steered the covers off him or he had a very sharp pain in his calf! Every morning, there was a stampede for the bathroom. At this rate,he would never be a fodder. Cud this couple live happily heifer after?
Etymology: Menagerie (zoo) & Menage a Trois (threesome) Created by: Nosila.
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