DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Apolocheese: /uh-pol-uh-cheez/ Wendell offered apolocheese for his methane eruption but his snickering told people that he really didn’t mean it. Etymology: apologies (a written or spoken expression of one’s regret, remorse, or sorrow for having insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another)+ cut the cheese (pass gas) Created by: artr.
Sorrygastic: /Sar-Ree-Gas-Tic/ The smell had become too much for Zndu, she pushed her still burping asshole of a brother toward the door as he continued apologizing as he ripped one right on her. “UGH Take your Sorrygastic remarks and just LEAVE!” Etymology: Sorry- Apology + Gas- internal fumes created by gastric acids + Sarcastic- To infer one thing by saying the antonym of it. Created by: DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris.
Comments on Sorrygastic:
anoesis23, 2013-04-07: 04:20:00
reminded me of “gastric”. Like “sorrygastric”.
Ruebarb: /roo barb/ When Simon did his usual phony apology after he made flatulent noises, Katy knew it was insincere and only a ruebarb. Etymology: Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Barb (an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect)
Created by: Nosila.
Fauxpology: /fo-POL-oh-gee/ As was his disgusting habit, Leonardo would intentionally belch or pass gas very loudly at the table, then issue a fauxpology while actually enjoying the reaction his effort had brought about. Etymology: Blend of ‘faux’ (false) and ‘apology’ (an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret) Created by: Mustang.
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