Discomjobulation: The Boss has just approved my new cost-cutting plan!

DEFINITION: v. To propose and win approval for cost-saving reforms, which when implemented result in the immediate elimination of your job. n. An ambitious budget-slasher who accidentally cuts themselves out of a job.

The Boss has just approved my new cost-cutting plan!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Discomjobulation: /dis – com – job – yew – LAY – shun/ Clancey was a thoroughly devoted and ambitious young junior executive and he suffered a major bout of discomjobulation when his innovative and brilliant proposals resulted in his own termination. Etymology: Play on the word ‘discombobulation’ (To throw into a state of confusion) Created by: Mustang.

Problemmingsolver: /prob lehm ing sahl vur/ the problemmingsolver went that one staep further than everyone else. one giant step for dunbkind Etymology: problem solver lemming Created by: galwaywegian.

Snafrugality: /snaf ru gal itee/ When Barney invented a program to measure attendance at work, he didn’t anticipate that his time-keeping job might become redundant and he would fall victim to snafrugality. Etymology: SNAFU (Acronym often used by WW2 soldiers for:Situation Normal, All F****d Up) & Frugality(prudence in avoiding waste)
Created by: Nosila.

Joligeter: /jo-li-ge-tar/ Etymology: Created by: saazgee.

Comments on Joligeter:

saazgee, 2013-05-10: 04:23:00
jo -from job
li -from implemented
get -from budget
er -from slasher

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