Executabledysfunction: I don’t let my laptop date!

DEFINITION: v. A software update or patch which uses up a ton of memory and hard drive space, stalling the computer with a crippling case of performance anxiety. n. To stall out a computer by installing a software “upgrade”.

I don't let my laptop date!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Executabledysfunction: /ecks-uh-cute-abuhl-dis-FUNCT-shun/ Brad cursed his aging laptop when it experience severe executabledysfuntion when he tried to download and install a system update of utmost importance. Etymology: Blend of ‘executable’ (An executable file is a file that is used to perform various functions or operations on a computer) and ‘dysfunction’ (when something doesn’t operate normally), a play on the term ‘erectile dysfunction’ Created by: Mustang.

Connixion: /kon iks eon/ Although she had been advised to do so, Marianne was reluctant to install another connixion to slow down her computer. Etymology: Connexion ( the process of bringing ideas or events together in memory or imagination) & Nix (nothing;a quantity of no importance) Created by: Nosila.

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