DEFINITION: v. To deny one’s accomplishments, or minimize one’s abilities in order to obtain a job. n. A resume, or list of qualifications, which has been disembellished and disemboweled to meet extremely low job requirements.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Resumaynot: /rez you mey noht/ her resumaynot neglected to mention any of her achievements since high school apart from the mose killing stuff Etymology: resume may not Created by: galwaywegian.
Disconjobulation: /dis-con-job-yu-LAY-shun/ With no possible chance to find another job in his highly specialized field, Alexander found it necessary to apply for jobs he once considered beneath himself and found a little disconjobulation was necessary in order to ‘qualify’ for such menial positions. Etymology: A play on the word discombobulation, or discombobulate (To throw into a state of confusion) Created by: Mustang.
Negatiation: /neg ayt she ay shun/ In Harris’ negatiation attempt get a $10 per hour job at the local fast food place, he had not anticipated being interviewed by someone who knew his real past. Etymology: Negate (to deny, omit) & Negotiation (bargaining, discussion to come to an agreement) Created by: Nosila.
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