DEFINITION: n., Cautionary advice provided by parents to their children, often makes no logical sense but carries enough emotional weight to affect the child’s behavior.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Mytherhood: /mith-er-hood/ Little Timmy believed the mytherhoods that his parents told him. He was completely suprised when he grew up and wasn’t blind. Etymology: myth + motherhood/fatherhood Created by: Scrumpy.
Improverbs: /im-prov-erbz/ my parents kept us in line with a never ending stream of improverbs Etymology: improv, proverbs Created by: rikboyee.
Ultimadeupums: /uhlt-eye-mayd-uhp-uhm/ Son: “Daaaad!” (rolls his eyes to the back of his head at the latest suggestion) Dad: “Don’t you roll your eyes at me! I’ll roll your head across the floor!!” (a recent ultimadeupum) Son: stops rolling eyes,”Is that really true, Dad?” Dad: “No, son. I just made that junk up. Now stop asking questions before your spit runs out and your tongue shrivels up.” Etymology: ultimatum + I made up, as in “it’s a parental right to make sh!t up sometimes when your little farm animal needs it.” Created by: ScrabbledEgg.
Lorewarning: /lor-war-ning/ Lorewarning is the practice of raising children by indoctrinating them with urban legends Etymology: lore (myths) + forewarning Created by: Jabberwocky.
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