DEFINITION: v. tr., To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n., An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Assistcant: /uh-sist-kant/ Because of family politics and pressures, I had to hire my useless, lazy, out-of-work again cousin as my assistcant. Etymology: assistant + can’t (the game won’t let me put in the apostrophe however) Created by: Stevenson0.
Lackydaisical: /lack-ee-day-zik-ul/ he knew by now that whenever ‘so you think you can dance’ was on, she was going to be very lackydaisical Etymology: lacky, lackadaisical Created by: rikboyee.
Procrastinaide: /pro-kras-tin-aid/ Jim was a procrastinaide, full of good intentions but unable to get anything done. Etymology: procrastinate (dawdle, defer) + aide Created by: Jabberwocky.
Dysalacrite: /dis-a-lak-rite/ Despite Roxie’s hinderantic tirades, Bob remained an uninhibited dysalacrite, and an alcomatose couchroach. Etymology: Dysalacrity: antonym of alacrity: state of ready, willing and eager to act & -ite: one connected with. Verbal form: dysalacriate. Created by: OZZIEBOB.
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